(Whereas Charlie's life is a doomed quest to talk exactly as much as he thinks.)

::snickers:: So true.

and the cop wouldn't get away scot free

But if that were true, I would think Don's team would have arrested her. Instead we literally see her walking away. And honestly, I'm not sure if she's broken any laws or not. I would think you could get her on something but I'm not sure she'd actually get charged or that it would stick.