Thoughts on clearing out underwear drawer

[owl]

• I have more socks than I thought I had. Must start wearing new discoveries from back of drawer.


• There are of course three entirely dissimilar odd socks.


• Wow, I have way too many vests. Need to downgrade the rattier ones to sleepwear.


• I really need to go bra shopping. Strangely, this is not inspiring me to dread.


• No, I cannot continue to wear those bras. No, there is no possible use anyone could have for them. Certainly not as a support garment, and they're an awkward shape for a floorcloth.

Comments

[marymac.livejournal.com]

I suspect the tangle of tights is developing sentience.

[owl]

Are you sure it is tights and not some kind of tentacle monster?

You probably want to put it down humanely before it discovers tool-making. Not to mention fire.

[marymac.livejournal.com]

Monster made of nylons!

*wedges drawer shut*