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How Will You Lose the Next HP BNF Deathmatch? by mctabby
Name
Favorite Fruit
You will lose to	Ali Wildgoose
because everyone hates your	excessive use of adverbs
and you will respond by	reporting this to fandom_wank
until you are thrown out of the fandom on	September 12, 2005
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

If it had been my excessive use of hyphens, now... :-D