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only a sinner saved by grace ([personal profile] owl) wrote2004-12-24 09:34 pm
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Merry Christmas, everyone!

Merry Christmas!

A funny thing happened when my dad went to the butcher's to pick up our turkeys etc. He asked for three sausages as an afterthought. The butcher's assisant blinked at him. 'Was that three pounds or three sausages?' 'Three sausages,' my dad said.
On the way home, my dad checked his stuff. Nestled in the corner, in a bag the size of a sparrow's egg, were three cocktail sausages.

Now we know why the poor chap was so bewildered.
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[identity profile] captainbianca.livejournal.com 2004-12-24 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha. :D Thank you and Merry Christmas to you too. :D
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[personal profile] yubsie 2004-12-24 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Merry Christmas! I heart sparkly text!
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[personal profile] owl 2004-12-24 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yah, it's great, isn't it! I got it at http://www.ukauctionhelp.co.uk/sparkle.php

[identity profile] prettyveela.livejournal.com 2004-12-24 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! <333

[identity profile] shallanelprin.livejournal.com 2004-12-24 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

Merry Christmas!!! I love your icon, btw :)
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[personal profile] owl 2004-12-25 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I made it myself.

[identity profile] lukesjade.livejournal.com 2004-12-25 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Merry Christmas!

[identity profile] ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com 2004-12-26 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*is amused*

Merry Christmas! (or Happy Boxing Day) ^_^
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