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FW: Fill out this fun survey!!1 Old Ben Kenobi
The spammers of inboxes that I've written so far:
From: ben@anchorhead.net
To: shooting_star2@anchorhead.net, lars@anchorhead.net, yoda@dagobahmaildrop.com, anakin@knights.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Fw: FW: Fw: Survey
NAME: Ben Kenobi. Didn't I do one of these things twenty years ago?
NICKNAMES: Old Ben, 'that crazy wizard'.
SEX: No thanks, I'm a Jedi.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Hut in the Jundland Wastes.
HEIGHT: Medium.
EYES: Blue
HAIR: Greying.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't have a TV.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Jedi Temple
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly, except it isn't published any more.
FAVORITE SMELL: Water.
FAVORITE COLOR: brown
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I thought it was seeing your Master killed by the Sith, but I was wrong. It's seeing your old Padawan turn into a Sith.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting to see Luke without Owen Lars around.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, wonder where it all went wrong, keep an eye on Luke.
FAVORITE MUSIC: I prefer silence. Easier to meditate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Hot today. Again.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Only when Anakin used to drive.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I used to like them until I was first flown by Anakin.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I don't have a phone.
FAVORITE FOODS: Anything without sand in it. Now I know what Anakin was on about all those years.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I never knew them. I got along pretty well with my Jedi teachers, though.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Actually, I like banana.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No, I usually walk.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Not any more.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something quiet. And obedient.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A nexu would be quite cool.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: There are only sandstorms on Tatooine.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My Master Qui-Gon. I miss him.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I don't know. Jedi don't have birthdays.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : No, I'd get sunsburn.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Jedi.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: For some reason, I have a yen for purple...
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I don't like tattoos, I associte them with the Sith.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No, the Code forbids it.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a Jedi!
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Sand.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: It has sand in it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: When you live on Tatooine, you really get to appreciate water.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Sand.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Starfighter provided by the Jedi.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't like flying.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: The Anchorhead kids racing their skyhoppers, to make sure Luke doesn't get killed before I get to train him.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Yoda, wise master you are.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Anakin. He ceased to exist and became Darth Vader.
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From: ben@anchorhead.net
To: shooting_star2@anchorhead.net, lars@anchorhead.net, yoda@dagobahmaildrop.com, anakin@knights.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Fw: FW: Fw: Survey
NAME: Ben Kenobi. Didn't I do one of these things twenty years ago?
NICKNAMES: Old Ben, 'that crazy wizard'.
SEX: No thanks, I'm a Jedi.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Hut in the Jundland Wastes.
HEIGHT: Medium.
EYES: Blue
HAIR: Greying.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't have a TV.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Jedi Temple
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly, except it isn't published any more.
FAVORITE SMELL: Water.
FAVORITE COLOR: brown
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I thought it was seeing your Master killed by the Sith, but I was wrong. It's seeing your old Padawan turn into a Sith.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting to see Luke without Owen Lars around.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, wonder where it all went wrong, keep an eye on Luke.
FAVORITE MUSIC: I prefer silence. Easier to meditate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Hot today. Again.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Only when Anakin used to drive.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I used to like them until I was first flown by Anakin.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I don't have a phone.
FAVORITE FOODS: Anything without sand in it. Now I know what Anakin was on about all those years.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I never knew them. I got along pretty well with my Jedi teachers, though.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Actually, I like banana.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No, I usually walk.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Not any more.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something quiet. And obedient.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A nexu would be quite cool.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: There are only sandstorms on Tatooine.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My Master Qui-Gon. I miss him.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I don't know. Jedi don't have birthdays.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : No, I'd get sunsburn.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Jedi.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: For some reason, I have a yen for purple...
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I don't like tattoos, I associte them with the Sith.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No, the Code forbids it.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a Jedi!
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Sand.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: It has sand in it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: When you live on Tatooine, you really get to appreciate water.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Sand.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Starfighter provided by the Jedi.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't like flying.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: The Anchorhead kids racing their skyhoppers, to make sure Luke doesn't get killed before I get to train him.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Yoda, wise master you are.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Anakin. He ceased to exist and became Darth Vader.
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*falls over laughing*
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LOL!
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:'( !
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Love the Smirky!Anakin icon.
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This was hilarious. The only thing that threw me off was this: IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My Master Qui-Gon. I miss him.
Qui-Gon is in the dessert with him teaching him the way of the whills.