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This is the last part of this fic that I've written, but I didn't copyright the idea. I didn't even make up the questions; I got them from a real email survey that was doing the rounds. So if anyone wants to run with it, that's fine by me. Drop me a link!


Previous chapters:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
11. His Highness the Supreme Emperor Palpatine
12. Commander Luke Skywalker
13. Princess Leia
14. Artoo-Detoo



From: C3PO@droidnet.com --main-computer.endor.alliance.net--
To: organa@alliance.net, R2isthebest@droidnet.com, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, skywalker_l@alliance.net


NAME: See-Threepio, human-cyborg relations.

NICKNAMES: My correct designation is See-Threepio, but General Solo will insist on calling me 'Goldenrod'. Oh, the humiliation!
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I've just realised that I never finished posting this fic. It's been going since last June...


Previous chapters:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
11. His Highness the Supreme Emperor Palpatine
12. Commander Luke Skywalker

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From: organa@alliance.net
To: ackbar@calamari.alliance.net, a.cracken@intelligence.secret, antilles_wedge_rogue@alliance.net, avram_k@alliance.net, calrissian@smoothoperator.com, celchu_t@alliance.net, fearsome_wookiee@galacticmail.com, madine_c@alliance.net, mothma@alliance.net, rieekan_c@alliance.net, skywalker_l@alliance.net, solo_h@alliance.net
Subject: Fw: Fw: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey

NAME: Leia Organa

NICKNAMES: Princess, Your Worship, sweetheart, Your Royalness, Your Highnessness and the thousand and one other names Han comes up with. My family used to call me Leili when I was small.

SEX: Female

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Rebel bases, apartment with Han on Coruscant. Holiday home on New Alderaan, if I ever manage to get a holiday.

HEIGHT: 5'1". Yeah, well, look at Luke—runs in the family.
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And previously:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
11. His Highness the Supreme Emperor Palpatine

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From: skywalker_l@alliance.net
To: antilles_wedge_rogue@alliance.net, calrissian@smoothoperator.com, celchu_t@alliance.net, farr_s@alliance.net, fearsome_wookiee@galacticmail.com, janson_w@alliance.net klivian_d@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, R2isthebest@droidnet.com, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, vader@empire.gov
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey

NAME: Luke Skywalker.

NICKNAMES: Han calls me 'kid' and the Rogues call me 'boss'.
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1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo

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From: antilles_wedge_rogue@alliance.net,
To: celchu_t@alliance.net, farr_s@alliance.net, fearsome_wookiee@galacticmail.com, janson_w@alliance.net klivian_d@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, skywalker_l@alliance.net
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey

NAME: Wedge Antilles.

NICKNAMES: Veggies

SEX: Are you offering?
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So far:

The spammers of inboxes that I've written so far:

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From: ben@anchorhead.net
To: shooting_star2@anchorhead.net, lars@anchorhead.net, yoda@dagobahmaildrop.com, anakin@knights.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Fw: FW: Fw: Survey

NAME: Ben Kenobi. Didn't I do one of these things twenty years ago?

NICKNAMES: Old Ben, 'that crazy wizard'.
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OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Anakin. He ceased to exist and became Darth Vader.
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I wrote this for the RotS challenge over at http://a-larger-world.com. It's my way of filling in the plot hole about Padmé and Leia.
It's unbeta'd, so concrit is most welcome and if anyone wants to beta it, that'd be great too

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"Mami!"

Bail smiled as he heard the voice of his little daughter. Her nanny had insisted that she was already sleeping, but he hadn't been able to resist the temptation to kiss her goodnight. He hadn't seen her in weeks and these days every day brought new changes in her. He hadn't been able to wait.

Leia was sitting up in her little white-curtained bed, babbling away in baby-language. The soft light by her bed fell on her curly brown head and plump arms.
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1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine

From: palpatine@republic.gov
To: amidala@naboo.gov, dooku@tradefederation.com, jamilla@naboo.gov, kenobi@knights.jedi.org, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Survey


NAME: Palpatine

NICKNAMES: Chancellor, mostly.

SEX: Male.
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I wish there was an edition of Semagic with tags in it already.

Silly little humour. Email forwards in the GFFA. Suggestions for improvement (better answers, other questions) are more than welcome.


1. Padmé

From: amidala@naboo.gov
To: dooku@tradefederation.com, jamilla@naboo.gov, kenobi@knights.jedi.org, mothma@chandrila.gov, organa@alderaan.gov, palpatine@republic.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Survey

NAME: Padmé Naberrie Amidala Skywalker.

NICKNAMES: Ani calls me angel sometimes.
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Whom should I do next?

Just written in the message window...

( My Young Apprentice )