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owl1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
From: antilles_wedge_rogue@alliance.net,
To: celchu_t@alliance.net, farr_s@alliance.net, fearsome_wookiee@galacticmail.com, janson_w@alliance.net klivian_d@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, skywalker_l@alliance.net
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Wedge Antilles.
NICKNAMES: Veggies
SEX: Are you offering?
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Rebel base.
HEIGHT: 5'9". Hey, I'm a pilot, it's an advantage to be short!
EYES: Brown.
HAIR: Dark brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: The Rebellion is too poor to afford TVs.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Alliance propaganda. They give them out to everyone free.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: 'Piloting and Mechanics'
FAVORITE SMELL: Grass. When was the last time I actually SAW grass?
FAVORITE COLOR: Orange.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having to pull out of the Death Star attack.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Flying.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Go on missions, visit Hobbie in the medcentre, look for a girlfriend, shoot Imps.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Jizz.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I wonder will the Empire attack today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: I fly for a living. What do you think?
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Tame.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Ten.
FAVORITE FOODS: Anything that isn't Alliance rations.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I used to...
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Not convicted. Yet.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: You bet.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. NO! Shut up, Luke, that's a funny-shaped pillow, not a stuffed bantha! Remember those TIEs I shot off your back?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: The Alliance doesn't allow us pets.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Dunno. Something with a high female-to-male ratio.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: The Emperor. First alive, then dead of a blaster bolt through the head.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything. Just hurry it up, will ya?
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Aries.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes. I'm hungry.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Hell, yes. If I could FIND a girl.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I want to command my own squadron, without having farmboys from the middle of nowhere promoted over my head. Just kidding, Luke.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Orange, to match my flightsuit.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Something mysterious, on my arm, so that everyone would notice it and ask me what it was.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No. Let me explain this: There are only two women in the Rebellion: Mon Mothma, who's old enough to be my mother, and the Princess. Like I have a hope. Oh, wait, there's that chick down in the Command Centre! Wonder what her number is? Ow, giddoff, Luke—I saw her first!!
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: With a human female of appropriate age. (That would imply NOT BLUE, ok?) Surely there has to be ONE somewhere in the galaxy?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: The duty rota, holos of the Rogues, Corellian Beauties Swimsuit Calander (mine), a picture of a binary sunset. (Luke's)
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? This is a trick question, isn't it?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Blue milk. Blame it on Luke.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Luke's bunk.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Twelve.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Can't remember. I've been flying since I could walk.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Oh, the old X-wing's pretty good.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Smashball.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Han, you're a great pilot. Now will you and the Princess please quit yelling at each other? I can hear you at the other end of the base and it's making my ears hurt.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Hobbie, he's in the bacta tank. Yes, again.
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
From: antilles_wedge_rogue@alliance.net,
To: celchu_t@alliance.net, farr_s@alliance.net, fearsome_wookiee@galacticmail.com, janson_w@alliance.net klivian_d@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, skywalker_l@alliance.net
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Wedge Antilles.
NICKNAMES: Veggies
SEX: Are you offering?
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Rebel base.
HEIGHT: 5'9". Hey, I'm a pilot, it's an advantage to be short!
EYES: Brown.
HAIR: Dark brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: The Rebellion is too poor to afford TVs.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Alliance propaganda. They give them out to everyone free.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: 'Piloting and Mechanics'
FAVORITE SMELL: Grass. When was the last time I actually SAW grass?
FAVORITE COLOR: Orange.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having to pull out of the Death Star attack.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Flying.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Go on missions, visit Hobbie in the medcentre, look for a girlfriend, shoot Imps.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Jizz.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I wonder will the Empire attack today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: I fly for a living. What do you think?
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Tame.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Ten.
FAVORITE FOODS: Anything that isn't Alliance rations.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I used to...
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Not convicted. Yet.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: You bet.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. NO! Shut up, Luke, that's a funny-shaped pillow, not a stuffed bantha! Remember those TIEs I shot off your back?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: The Alliance doesn't allow us pets.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Dunno. Something with a high female-to-male ratio.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: The Emperor. First alive, then dead of a blaster bolt through the head.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything. Just hurry it up, will ya?
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Aries.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes. I'm hungry.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Hell, yes. If I could FIND a girl.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I want to command my own squadron, without having farmboys from the middle of nowhere promoted over my head. Just kidding, Luke.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Orange, to match my flightsuit.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Something mysterious, on my arm, so that everyone would notice it and ask me what it was.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No. Let me explain this: There are only two women in the Rebellion: Mon Mothma, who's old enough to be my mother, and the Princess. Like I have a hope. Oh, wait, there's that chick down in the Command Centre! Wonder what her number is? Ow, giddoff, Luke—I saw her first!!
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: With a human female of appropriate age. (That would imply NOT BLUE, ok?) Surely there has to be ONE somewhere in the galaxy?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: The duty rota, holos of the Rogues, Corellian Beauties Swimsuit Calander (mine), a picture of a binary sunset. (Luke's)
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? This is a trick question, isn't it?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Blue milk. Blame it on Luke.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Luke's bunk.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Twelve.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Can't remember. I've been flying since I could walk.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Oh, the old X-wing's pretty good.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Smashball.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Han, you're a great pilot. Now will you and the Princess please quit yelling at each other? I can hear you at the other end of the base and it's making my ears hurt.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Hobbie, he's in the bacta tank. Yes, again.
