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owlThis is the last part of this fic that I've written, but I didn't copyright the idea. I didn't even make up the questions; I got them from a real email survey that was doing the rounds. So if anyone wants to run with it, that's fine by me. Drop me a link!
Previous chapters:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
11. His Highness the Supreme Emperor Palpatine
12. Commander Luke Skywalker
13. Princess Leia
14. Artoo-Detoo
From: C3PO@droidnet.com --main-computer.endor.alliance.net--
To: organa@alliance.net, R2isthebest@droidnet.com, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, skywalker_l@alliance.net
NAME: See-Threepio, human-cyborg relations.
NICKNAMES: My correct designation is See-Threepio, but General Solo will insist on calling me 'Goldenrod'. Oh, the humiliation!
SEX: Technically neuter, as I'm a droid, but people usually refer to me as 'he'.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Wherever people send me. Usually I serve Mistress Leia, but General Solo seems to dislike me and sends me off to Master Luke.
HEIGHT: 1.65m
EYES: Two optical sensors. They are yellow in colour when I am activated.
HAIR: None.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't watch TV.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: I don't have one.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Droid News.
FAVORITE SMELL: I don't have any olifactory sensors.
FAVORITE COLOR: Blue.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being doomed. It happens to me quite frequently.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being saved from doom. It mightn't happen next time...
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Complain about my hard life, work, be brought into danger by inconsiderate owners, complain.
FAVORITE MUSIC: I don't understand music.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Oh, my. What dreadful thing will happen to me today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Yes.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Oh my! We're doomed!
PEN OR PENCIL?: Laser stylus.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: Lubricant.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I don't have parents. I don't remember who made me.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. I'm sure it's only a matter of time.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Neither. I don't eat.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No. I don't like it when my excitable counterpart, Artoo-Detoo, drives, either.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. I don't sleep, I shut down.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Artoo-Detoo is enough trouble on his own.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Oh, my, we're doomed!
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?:
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink, but sometimes Master Luke uses neat ethanol to clean my casing.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: None. No one remembers my birthday, I'm only a droid...
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I don't eat broccoli. I don't eat.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? I don't have a shirt.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something peaceful and quiet.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have no hair.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Pain! Oh, my.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Who would ever marry me?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Oil.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? My glass is completely empty. And someone's broken it, too.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Oh, my.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Ambidextrous.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I don't have a bed. I generally end up shut down where I happen to be at the time.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Three.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Oh, my. Do you really think I would be allowed a car?
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't want a car. They are too dangerous.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I don't have time to watch sport.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Master Luke, you never forget about me or say 'It's just a droid.'
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: General Solo. I don;t think he likes me.
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Previous chapters:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
11. His Highness the Supreme Emperor Palpatine
12. Commander Luke Skywalker
13. Princess Leia
14. Artoo-Detoo
From: C3PO@droidnet.com --main-computer.endor.alliance.net--
To: organa@alliance.net, R2isthebest@droidnet.com, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, skywalker_l@alliance.net
NAME: See-Threepio, human-cyborg relations.
NICKNAMES: My correct designation is See-Threepio, but General Solo will insist on calling me 'Goldenrod'. Oh, the humiliation!
SEX: Technically neuter, as I'm a droid, but people usually refer to me as 'he'.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Wherever people send me. Usually I serve Mistress Leia, but General Solo seems to dislike me and sends me off to Master Luke.
HEIGHT: 1.65m
EYES: Two optical sensors. They are yellow in colour when I am activated.
HAIR: None.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't watch TV.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: I don't have one.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Droid News.
FAVORITE SMELL: I don't have any olifactory sensors.
FAVORITE COLOR: Blue.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being doomed. It happens to me quite frequently.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being saved from doom. It mightn't happen next time...
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Complain about my hard life, work, be brought into danger by inconsiderate owners, complain.
FAVORITE MUSIC: I don't understand music.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Oh, my. What dreadful thing will happen to me today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Yes.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Oh my! We're doomed!
PEN OR PENCIL?: Laser stylus.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: Lubricant.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I don't have parents. I don't remember who made me.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. I'm sure it's only a matter of time.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Neither. I don't eat.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No. I don't like it when my excitable counterpart, Artoo-Detoo, drives, either.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. I don't sleep, I shut down.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Artoo-Detoo is enough trouble on his own.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Oh, my, we're doomed!
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?:
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink, but sometimes Master Luke uses neat ethanol to clean my casing.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: None. No one remembers my birthday, I'm only a droid...
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I don't eat broccoli. I don't eat.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? I don't have a shirt.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something peaceful and quiet.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have no hair.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Pain! Oh, my.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Who would ever marry me?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Oil.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? My glass is completely empty. And someone's broken it, too.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Oh, my.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Ambidextrous.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I don't have a bed. I generally end up shut down where I happen to be at the time.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Three.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Oh, my. Do you really think I would be allowed a car?
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't want a car. They are too dangerous.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I don't have time to watch sport.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Master Luke, you never forget about me or say 'It's just a droid.'
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: General Solo. I don;t think he likes me.
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Date: 2006-04-26 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-03 08:38 am (UTC)It's so sad that he doesn't remember his Maker. Poor Threepio. He leads such a doomed existence. *g*
I notice that he didn't answer the animal question or who he'd like to meet. Why is that?
Good job on all of these! Is that it, then? No more? :(
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Date: 2008-07-30 07:30 pm (UTC)I saw you did not write one for Darth Maul. So, I'd like to do one for him. Want me to drop you a line when it's finished (if you're still into SW fandom, that is)?