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So far:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke




From: vader@empire.gov
To: skywalker_l@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, i_rule_the_galaxy_mwahahaha@empire.gov, ben@anchorhead.net
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey


NAME: Lord Darth Vader.

NICKNAMES: None that anyone dares call me to my face.

SEX: May present technical difficulties.

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Super Star Destroyer.

HEIGHT: 6' 6"

EYES: Blue/yellow when being evil.

HAIR: None

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't have time to watch TV.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Imperial logo.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: 'Piloting and Mechanics'

FAVORITE SMELL: All I can smell is the inside of this helmet.

FAVORITE COLOR: Black.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being betrayed by everyone, burnt to a crisp and being wakened up to hear my wife was dead.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: ...I've forgotten.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Kill Rebels, choke incompetent officers, look for young Skywalker.

FAVORITE MUSIC: Imperial March.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Must find the Rebel base.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring.

PEN OR PENCIL?: Minions.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: What do you think I have minions for?

FAVORITE FOODS: I cannot eat. I am fed nutrients by injection.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I used to.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Who would dare accuse me? *squeezes fingers*

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have no time for pets.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Krayt dragon.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: I don't like lightening anymore.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Luke Skywalker

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: None.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? No. The only woman for me is dead.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I want to end this destructive conflict and bring peace to the galaxy.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have no hair. How many times do I have to tell you?

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: On my legs. I want them back. Not to mention my arms.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: It is too late for me.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: White paint and electronic life-support.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I used the Force-choke on it.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Anything, if I could get outside the helmet to drink it.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Doesn't matter, they're both fake.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: What do you think I have minions for? Anyway, I have no fingers.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Nothing.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Two.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: A Podracer.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I have a Super Star Destroyer. What more could I want?

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Podracing.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Your powers are weak, old man...oh, nice? Sorry, I don't do nice.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Obi-Wan. He has become more powerful than I can possibly imagine, but he can't send emails.
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