FW: Fill out this fun survey!!1 Vader.
Aug. 13th, 2005 10:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
owlSo far:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
From: vader@empire.gov
To: skywalker_l@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, i_rule_the_galaxy_mwahahaha@empire.gov, ben@anchorhead.net
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Lord Darth Vader.
NICKNAMES: None that anyone dares call me to my face.
SEX: May present technical difficulties.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Super Star Destroyer.
HEIGHT: 6' 6"
EYES: Blue/yellow when being evil.
HAIR: None
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't have time to watch TV.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Imperial logo.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: 'Piloting and Mechanics'
FAVORITE SMELL: All I can smell is the inside of this helmet.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being betrayed by everyone, burnt to a crisp and being wakened up to hear my wife was dead.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: ...I've forgotten.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Kill Rebels, choke incompetent officers, look for young Skywalker.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Imperial March.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Must find the Rebel base.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Minions.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: What do you think I have minions for?
FAVORITE FOODS: I cannot eat. I am fed nutrients by injection.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I used to.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Who would dare accuse me? *squeezes fingers*
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have no time for pets.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Krayt dragon.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: I don't like lightening anymore.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Luke Skywalker
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: None.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? No. The only woman for me is dead.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I want to end this destructive conflict and bring peace to the galaxy.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have no hair. How many times do I have to tell you?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: On my legs. I want them back. Not to mention my arms.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: It is too late for me.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: White paint and electronic life-support.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I used the Force-choke on it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Anything, if I could get outside the helmet to drink it.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Doesn't matter, they're both fake.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: What do you think I have minions for? Anyway, I have no fingers.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Nothing.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Two.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: A Podracer.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I have a Super Star Destroyer. What more could I want?
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Podracing.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Your powers are weak, old man...oh, nice? Sorry, I don't do nice.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Obi-Wan. He has become more powerful than I can possibly imagine, but he can't send emails.
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
From: vader@empire.gov
To: skywalker_l@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, i_rule_the_galaxy_mwahahaha@empire.gov, ben@anchorhead.net
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Lord Darth Vader.
NICKNAMES: None that anyone dares call me to my face.
SEX: May present technical difficulties.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Super Star Destroyer.
HEIGHT: 6' 6"
EYES: Blue/yellow when being evil.
HAIR: None
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't have time to watch TV.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Imperial logo.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: 'Piloting and Mechanics'
FAVORITE SMELL: All I can smell is the inside of this helmet.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being betrayed by everyone, burnt to a crisp and being wakened up to hear my wife was dead.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: ...I've forgotten.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Kill Rebels, choke incompetent officers, look for young Skywalker.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Imperial March.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Must find the Rebel base.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Minions.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: What do you think I have minions for?
FAVORITE FOODS: I cannot eat. I am fed nutrients by injection.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I used to.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Who would dare accuse me? *squeezes fingers*
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have no time for pets.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Krayt dragon.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: I don't like lightening anymore.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Luke Skywalker
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: None.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? No. The only woman for me is dead.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I want to end this destructive conflict and bring peace to the galaxy.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have no hair. How many times do I have to tell you?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: On my legs. I want them back. Not to mention my arms.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: It is too late for me.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: White paint and electronic life-support.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I used the Force-choke on it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Anything, if I could get outside the helmet to drink it.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Doesn't matter, they're both fake.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: What do you think I have minions for? Anyway, I have no fingers.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Nothing.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Two.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: A Podracer.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I have a Super Star Destroyer. What more could I want?
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Podracing.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Your powers are weak, old man...oh, nice? Sorry, I don't do nice.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Obi-Wan. He has become more powerful than I can possibly imagine, but he can't send emails.
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Date: 2005-08-13 05:10 pm (UTC)Am I the only one that laughed at this? LOLOL!
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Date: 2005-08-13 07:19 pm (UTC)Your Einstein is very smart :-D
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Date: 2005-08-13 05:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-13 07:23 pm (UTC)Obi-Wan sent it to his anakin@knights.jedi.org address, and he's only got around to doing it now :). And, yes, i_rule_the_galaxy_mwahahaha@empire.gov is the Palpster. Who's due up next, by the way.
I keep waiting for your icon to switch to Ginny, being Harry's match. :)
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Date: 2005-08-13 05:39 pm (UTC)Classic. Cracked me up.
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Date: 2005-08-13 07:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-13 05:57 pm (UTC)*dies*
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Date: 2005-08-13 07:20 pm (UTC)*revives*
You must be about my #3 commenter by now...
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Date: 2005-08-13 09:14 pm (UTC)Oh, probably. I'm a high commenter on WAY too many journals. :p
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Date: 2005-08-16 03:07 am (UTC)OMG SO SAD! POOR VADER!
SEX: May present technical difficulties.
LMAO.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: On my legs. I want them back. Not to mention my arms.
ROFL this is the best one you've done I think.
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Date: 2005-08-20 12:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 09:43 am (UTC)That just crushed my heart and made me want to give him a hug!! :(
And MINIONS!
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Date: 2005-09-27 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-27 05:58 am (UTC)The last five words are too funny for words! *grins*
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Date: 2005-09-27 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-24 06:27 am (UTC)*laces up the lollerskates*
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Date: 2008-07-30 07:22 pm (UTC)WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I have a Super Star Destroyer. What more could I want?
How true! This made me giggle. Win!