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owlAnd previously:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
From: i_rule_the_galaxy_mwahahaha@empire.gov
To: skywalker_l@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, vader@empire.gov
Subject: Re: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
Subject: Survey
NAME: Supreme Emperor Palpatine, Ruler of the Galaxy.
NICKNAMES: Your Supremeness, Most Noble and Mighty Emperor, Yes, My Master (that one's Vader)
SEX: Who needs sex when I have power?! UNLIMITED POWER! MWAHAHAHA!!
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My Imperial Palace on Coruscant.
HEIGHT: 5'10"
EYES: Yellow
HAIR: I'm practically bald.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: The entertainment value of TV is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A Super Star Destroyer. Vader gave it to me last Life Day.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: The entertainment value of magazines is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.
FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of POWER!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
FAVORITE COLOR: Black.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your brand-new apprentice burned to a crisp by that interfering Kenobi. Such a waste...
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: RULING THE GALAXY!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Rule the Galaxy, boss Vader around, fry people with Force lightening, practice my cackling. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
FAVORITE MUSIC: The entertainment value of music is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I RULE THE GALAXY, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: A waste of time.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Vader can answer it. What do you think I keep him for?
FAVORITE FOODS: I don't really have any.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They're dead
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No. I prefer to rule the galaxy.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have one. He's called Vader.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Human is best.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Irrelevant. I can make my own lightening.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: All the Jedi I had killed, so that I could gloat over them. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Scorpio.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Rule the Galaxy. Oh, I already have it. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Only with power. UNLIMITED POWER!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Love is a weakness.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Black, some runny bits where I fried it with Force lightening.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? If I want the glass to be full, it will be filled.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: I prefer power.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: My Sith robes, my red lightsaber.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : One.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Naboo Senatorial transport.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: A Death Star. MWAHAHAHAHA!!
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: When you fry people and watch them struggle to get away.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Vader, you are pathetic and easy to fool.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: That smuggler Vader froze in carbonite.
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1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
From: i_rule_the_galaxy_mwahahaha@empire.gov
To: skywalker_l@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, vader@empire.gov
Subject: Re: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
Subject: Survey
NAME: Supreme Emperor Palpatine, Ruler of the Galaxy.
NICKNAMES: Your Supremeness, Most Noble and Mighty Emperor, Yes, My Master (that one's Vader)
SEX: Who needs sex when I have power?! UNLIMITED POWER! MWAHAHAHA!!
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My Imperial Palace on Coruscant.
HEIGHT: 5'10"
EYES: Yellow
HAIR: I'm practically bald.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: The entertainment value of TV is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A Super Star Destroyer. Vader gave it to me last Life Day.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: The entertainment value of magazines is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.
FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of POWER!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
FAVORITE COLOR: Black.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your brand-new apprentice burned to a crisp by that interfering Kenobi. Such a waste...
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: RULING THE GALAXY!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Rule the Galaxy, boss Vader around, fry people with Force lightening, practice my cackling. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
FAVORITE MUSIC: The entertainment value of music is insignificant compared with the Dark Side of the Force.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I RULE THE GALAXY, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: A waste of time.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Vader can answer it. What do you think I keep him for?
FAVORITE FOODS: I don't really have any.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They're dead
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No. I prefer to rule the galaxy.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I have one. He's called Vader.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Human is best.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Irrelevant. I can make my own lightening.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: All the Jedi I had killed, so that I could gloat over them. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Scorpio.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Rule the Galaxy. Oh, I already have it. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Only with power. UNLIMITED POWER!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Love is a weakness.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Black, some runny bits where I fried it with Force lightening.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? If I want the glass to be full, it will be filled.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: I prefer power.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: My Sith robes, my red lightsaber.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : One.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Naboo Senatorial transport.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: A Death Star. MWAHAHAHAHA!!
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: When you fry people and watch them struggle to get away.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Vader, you are pathetic and easy to fool.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: That smuggler Vader froze in carbonite.
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