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Silly little humour. Email forwards in the GFFA. Suggestions for improvement (better answers, other questions) are more than welcome.
1. Padmé
From: amidala@naboo.gov
To: dooku@tradefederation.com, jamilla@naboo.gov, kenobi@knights.jedi.org, mothma@chandrila.gov, organa@alderaan.gov, palpatine@republic.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Survey
NAME: Padmé Naberrie Amidala Skywalker.
NICKNAMES: Ani calls me angel sometimes.
SEX: Female.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Theed Palace, my Senatorial apartment on Coruscant, or at home with my family.
HEIGHT: 5'2"
EYES: Brown
HAIR: Brown and curly.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't have time to watch TV, what with all my duties as a Senator, plus meetings with my secret husband.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Theed Palace.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Naboo Fashion
FAVORITE SMELL: The flowers up in the lake country.
FAVORITE COLOR: Most colours look good on me.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your planet invaded by Nemoidians.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being with the person I love the most.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Think about Anakin, catch up on my Senate work, think about Anakin, go clothes shopping, arrange my hair.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Classical Naboo.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: What's on my busy schedule today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Exciting.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: My mother's cooking
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. Well, unless you count a rigged Trade Federation trial 'convicted'.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes, but I prefer Anakin to drive me. We don't often have the opportunity.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, only Anakin.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I do just fine with Artoo and Threepio.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I really have no idea. This is not a question I have soent a lot of thought on.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: A little scary.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: I'd love to see my husband again.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Virgo
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I like my job as a Senator.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Don't you think my hair's weird enough as it is?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: My personal lotus symbol, or 'Anakin' in a heart. That one would have to be somewhere no one could see it, apart from Anakin of course.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Up in the Lake Country, just close family and friends...my husband's mother would be there too, and his friends, who would approve... *sigh* You did say 'dream', you know.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Which room?
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Something light and refreshing
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I try.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Some of my hundreds of shoes.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : 42.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Naboo Royal yacht.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: It has Anakin driving it...
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Anything, if Anakin's playing.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: You're doing a good job as Queen, Jamillia.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Count Dooku. It's not in his nature. Huh.
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Whom should I do next?
1. Padmé
From: amidala@naboo.gov
To: dooku@tradefederation.com, jamilla@naboo.gov, kenobi@knights.jedi.org, mothma@chandrila.gov, organa@alderaan.gov, palpatine@republic.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Survey
NAME: Padmé Naberrie Amidala Skywalker.
NICKNAMES: Ani calls me angel sometimes.
SEX: Female.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Theed Palace, my Senatorial apartment on Coruscant, or at home with my family.
HEIGHT: 5'2"
EYES: Brown
HAIR: Brown and curly.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't have time to watch TV, what with all my duties as a Senator, plus meetings with my secret husband.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Theed Palace.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Naboo Fashion
FAVORITE SMELL: The flowers up in the lake country.
FAVORITE COLOR: Most colours look good on me.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your planet invaded by Nemoidians.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being with the person I love the most.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Think about Anakin, catch up on my Senate work, think about Anakin, go clothes shopping, arrange my hair.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Classical Naboo.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: What's on my busy schedule today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Exciting.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: My mother's cooking
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. Well, unless you count a rigged Trade Federation trial 'convicted'.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes, but I prefer Anakin to drive me. We don't often have the opportunity.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, only Anakin.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I do just fine with Artoo and Threepio.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I really have no idea. This is not a question I have soent a lot of thought on.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: A little scary.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: I'd love to see my husband again.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Virgo
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I like my job as a Senator.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Don't you think my hair's weird enough as it is?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: My personal lotus symbol, or 'Anakin' in a heart. That one would have to be somewhere no one could see it, apart from Anakin of course.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Up in the Lake Country, just close family and friends...my husband's mother would be there too, and his friends, who would approve... *sigh* You did say 'dream', you know.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Which room?
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Something light and refreshing
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I try.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Some of my hundreds of shoes.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : 42.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Naboo Royal yacht.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: It has Anakin driving it...
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Anything, if Anakin's playing.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: You're doing a good job as Queen, Jamillia.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Count Dooku. It's not in his nature. Huh.
_________________
Whom should I do next?