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owlThis is my personal favourite :)
The spammers of inboxes that I've written so far:
The spammers of inboxes that I've written so far:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
From: yoda@dagobahmaildrop.com
To: ben@anchorhead.net
Subject: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
Original message
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>From: kenobi@knights.jedi.org
>To: amidala@naboo.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org, offee@padawans.jedi.org, tachi@knights.jedi.org
>Subject: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Yoda it is.
NICKNAMES: None I have.
SEX: Male I am.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: In a hut on Dagobah I live.
HEIGHT: Two feet tall I am.
EYES: Yellow they are.
HAIR: Almost bald I am. Green it used to be.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: TV I have not. Reception bad it is.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Jedi Temple.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly, except published any more it is not.
FAVORITE SMELL: Rootleaf stew.
FAVORITE COLOR: Brown it is.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The Jedi Order, destroyed it is. Corrupted by the Dark Side Anakin Skywalker became. Terrible I feel.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When commune with the Force I do.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, I do. Rootleaf, I cook.
FAVORITE MUSIC: The song of swamp creatures I like.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Damn, my rootleaf, burnt it has.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: The Force, I feel. To prevent motion sickness, I use it. Heheh.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Need a rollercoaster I do not. Acrobatics I can do myself.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: A phone, I do not have.
FAVORITE FOODS: Rootleaf, I like. Hmmm.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Parents, I knew not. Taken to train at a young age, I was.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Being an enemy of the Republic, Palpatine accused me of.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: A Jedi knows not these things.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Walk, I do.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Sleep with snakes, I do. My blanket they like.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: The Jedi craves not these things.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Stupid question this is. What species I am, know does nobody.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: The way of the Force they are.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Anakin. Kick his sorry ass, I would.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: The Jedi craves not these things. Unless Obi-Wan he is. Drove him to drink, Anakin did.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Forgotten I have.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Eat them I do.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Shirt I have not.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Jedi Master, I am. Perfect job it is.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Told you I did: hair I have not.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: The Jedi craves not these things.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Fobidden by the Code it is.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Love, heh. Weddings, heh. The Jedi craves not these things. Unless Anakin Skywalker he is, and led to great trouble that did.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Mud there is.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Glasses I have not. In swamp, luxuries there are not.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Rootleaf, I like.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty I am.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: On the floor, my bed is.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Very small Jedi starship it was.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: The Jedi craves not these things.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Racing of ants and snakes, I like.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Powerful Jedi you were, Anakin. Hmmm. Powerful Jedi.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Sending it only to Obi-Wan I am. Reply to it, he had better. Bored I am.
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2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
From: yoda@dagobahmaildrop.com
To: ben@anchorhead.net
Subject: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
Original message
---------------------------
>From: kenobi@knights.jedi.org
>To: amidala@naboo.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org, offee@padawans.jedi.org, tachi@knights.jedi.org
>Subject: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Yoda it is.
NICKNAMES: None I have.
SEX: Male I am.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: In a hut on Dagobah I live.
HEIGHT: Two feet tall I am.
EYES: Yellow they are.
HAIR: Almost bald I am. Green it used to be.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: TV I have not. Reception bad it is.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Jedi Temple.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly, except published any more it is not.
FAVORITE SMELL: Rootleaf stew.
FAVORITE COLOR: Brown it is.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The Jedi Order, destroyed it is. Corrupted by the Dark Side Anakin Skywalker became. Terrible I feel.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When commune with the Force I do.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, I do. Rootleaf, I cook.
FAVORITE MUSIC: The song of swamp creatures I like.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Damn, my rootleaf, burnt it has.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: The Force, I feel. To prevent motion sickness, I use it. Heheh.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Need a rollercoaster I do not. Acrobatics I can do myself.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: A phone, I do not have.
FAVORITE FOODS: Rootleaf, I like. Hmmm.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Parents, I knew not. Taken to train at a young age, I was.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Being an enemy of the Republic, Palpatine accused me of.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: A Jedi knows not these things.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Walk, I do.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Sleep with snakes, I do. My blanket they like.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: The Jedi craves not these things.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Stupid question this is. What species I am, know does nobody.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: The way of the Force they are.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Anakin. Kick his sorry ass, I would.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: The Jedi craves not these things. Unless Obi-Wan he is. Drove him to drink, Anakin did.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Forgotten I have.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Eat them I do.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Shirt I have not.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Jedi Master, I am. Perfect job it is.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Told you I did: hair I have not.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: The Jedi craves not these things.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Fobidden by the Code it is.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Love, heh. Weddings, heh. The Jedi craves not these things. Unless Anakin Skywalker he is, and led to great trouble that did.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Mud there is.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Glasses I have not. In swamp, luxuries there are not.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Rootleaf, I like.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty I am.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: On the floor, my bed is.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Very small Jedi starship it was.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: The Jedi craves not these things.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Racing of ants and snakes, I like.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Powerful Jedi you were, Anakin. Hmmm. Powerful Jedi.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Sending it only to Obi-Wan I am. Reply to it, he had better. Bored I am.
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