Fw: Fill out this silly survey!1: Han
Aug. 23rd, 2005 12:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
owlSo far:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
From: sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com
To: antilles_wedge_rogue@alliance.net, calrissian@smoothoperator.com, fearsome_wookiee@galacticmail.com, organa@alliance.net, skywalker_l@alliance.net, vader@empire.gov
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
>From: vader@empire.gov
>To: skywalker_l@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, i_rule_the_galaxy_mwahahaha@empire.gov
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Han Solo.
NICKNAMES: Slick.
SEX: As much as possible.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Rebel base.
HEIGHT: 6' 0"
EYES: Hazel.
HAIR: Brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: The Rebellion is too poor to afford TVs.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Alliance propaganda. They give them out to everyone free.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: 'Piloting and Mechanics'
FAVORITE SMELL: Engine lubricants.
FAVORITE COLOR: Green.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being deep in hock to Jabba with no way of getting cash to pay him off, while being chased through a dense asteroid field by thousands of furious Imps, with Her Worshipfulness yelling at me.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting Leia all riled up. She's gorgeous when she's angry.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Shoot Imps, mess about with the Falcon, hang out with Luke and Chewie, get her Worshipfulness mad.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Jizz.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I wonder will the Empire attack today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Nope.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Ten.
FAVORITE FOODS: Anything that isn't Alliance rations.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They're dead.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: You think I'd admit it? No way.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. I prefer a more interactive sleeping experience.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Well, it would have to be something Chewie isn't allergic to and won't eat. And something that doesn't shed. Chewie's bad enough.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Krayt dragon.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My parents, to give them hell for leaving me.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Bring it on.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Depends on the girl, and what sort of reward she's going to give me.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something with really good money and not too much work.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Why would I want to do that?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I have a tattoo. Wanna look?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: ...Uh, I'm not sure.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: As long as it has a really gorgeous woman, you know, long dark hair, good figure, smart--I like em smart--and I don't have to wear stupid-looking clothes.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Hyperspace charts, cargo maifests, Chewie's hair (he sheds it all over the damn place).
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Does it have alcohol in it? Are there good-looking women anywhere in the vicinity?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Non-alcoholic drink is a waste of time.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Boots, dirty socks, dirty magazines, Wookiee hair.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Number of credits? As many as possible.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I stole it.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: The Falcon with every modification and add-on I can imagine.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Smashball.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: That would be kind of hard seeing as it was Darth Vader. Okay, I'll give it a go: You're a good pilot. Much too good for me to want you on my tail.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Lando. I think he's still pissed off about the Falcon.
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2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
From: sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com
To: antilles_wedge_rogue@alliance.net, calrissian@smoothoperator.com, fearsome_wookiee@galacticmail.com, organa@alliance.net, skywalker_l@alliance.net, vader@empire.gov
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
>From: vader@empire.gov
>To: skywalker_l@alliance.net, organa@alliance.net, sexy_scoundrel@galacticmail.com, i_rule_the_galaxy_mwahahaha@empire.gov
Subject: Fw: Re: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Han Solo.
NICKNAMES: Slick.
SEX: As much as possible.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Rebel base.
HEIGHT: 6' 0"
EYES: Hazel.
HAIR: Brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: The Rebellion is too poor to afford TVs.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Alliance propaganda. They give them out to everyone free.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: 'Piloting and Mechanics'
FAVORITE SMELL: Engine lubricants.
FAVORITE COLOR: Green.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being deep in hock to Jabba with no way of getting cash to pay him off, while being chased through a dense asteroid field by thousands of furious Imps, with Her Worshipfulness yelling at me.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting Leia all riled up. She's gorgeous when she's angry.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Shoot Imps, mess about with the Falcon, hang out with Luke and Chewie, get her Worshipfulness mad.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Jizz.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I wonder will the Empire attack today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Nope.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Ten.
FAVORITE FOODS: Anything that isn't Alliance rations.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They're dead.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: You think I'd admit it? No way.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. I prefer a more interactive sleeping experience.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Well, it would have to be something Chewie isn't allergic to and won't eat. And something that doesn't shed. Chewie's bad enough.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Krayt dragon.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My parents, to give them hell for leaving me.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Bring it on.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Depends on the girl, and what sort of reward she's going to give me.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something with really good money and not too much work.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Why would I want to do that?
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I have a tattoo. Wanna look?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: ...Uh, I'm not sure.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: As long as it has a really gorgeous woman, you know, long dark hair, good figure, smart--I like em smart--and I don't have to wear stupid-looking clothes.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Hyperspace charts, cargo maifests, Chewie's hair (he sheds it all over the damn place).
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Does it have alcohol in it? Are there good-looking women anywhere in the vicinity?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Non-alcoholic drink is a waste of time.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Boots, dirty socks, dirty magazines, Wookiee hair.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Number of credits? As many as possible.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I stole it.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: The Falcon with every modification and add-on I can imagine.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Smashball.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: That would be kind of hard seeing as it was Darth Vader. Okay, I'll give it a go: You're a good pilot. Much too good for me to want you on my tail.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Lando. I think he's still pissed off about the Falcon.
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Date: 2005-08-23 01:20 am (UTC)WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Alliance propaganda. They give them out to everyone free.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Ten.
Did Han fill this out circa Empire Strikes Back? :D
I vote for Leia next.
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Date: 2005-08-23 04:25 am (UTC)This reminded me of a line from Star Trek: Voyager, when Q says to Janeway, "You're angry when you're beautiful," in a really sexy voice. *laughs*
I concur - this is the best yet! Maybe it's just because I love Han so much. Loved the bits about Chewie's hair being everywhere. I have a dog . . . imagine how much worse it would be with a Wookiee!
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Date: 2005-09-03 04:11 pm (UTC)Han's fixation on Leia is teh amusing. :p
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Date: 2005-09-27 05:49 am (UTC)Han's quite a hoot, isn't he? LOL!
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