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only a sinner saved by grace ([personal profile] owl) wrote2003-06-07 04:24 pm

Why I don't ship H/H (sorry, Aeryn!)

I don't ship H/H
1. Because he needs more than she alone can give.
2. Because there are TREES in the way.
3. Because Harry needs somone who can let him cry.
4. Because she doesn't get his jokes.
4. Because the only time he thinks she's 'pretty', he doesn't recognise her.
6. Because it would break up the Trio.
7. Because she's confrontational and he isn't.
8. Because they don't have enough fun together.
9. Because she's his surrogate mother.
10. Because they just don't have chemistry.

These are jokes!
11. Because I don't like pumpkin.
12. Because what on earth would the children's hair look like?!
13. Because they are really twins, separated at birth—their names even start with the same letter!

[identity profile] ladyaeryn.livejournal.com 2003-06-07 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*shrugs* No need for apologies. At least when you knock it you're mostly civil about it. ;)