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SW Fic: "FW: Fill out this fun survey!!1": Obi-Wan
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
From: kenobi@knights.jedi.org
To: amidala@naboo.gov, offee@padawans.jedi.org, organa@alderaan.gov, palpatine@republic.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, tachi@knights.jedi.org, windu@council.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Obi-Wan Kenobi
NICKNAMES: Obi. My Master used to call me 'young apprentice', and my Padawan Anakin calls me 'old man' when he's being cheeky and 'yes, Master' the rest of the time.
SEX: No thanks, I'm a Jedi.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My rooms in the Jedi Temple.
HEIGHT: Medium.
EYES: Blue
HAIR: Gingery brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: You think I have time to watch TV?
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Jedi Temple
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly.
FAVORITE SMELL: The disinfectant the domestic droids in the Temple use--it smells like home.
FAVORITE COLOR: brown
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing your Master killed by the Sith.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Anakin does what I tell him, which happens about once a year.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, practice my lightsaber technique, scold Anakin.
FAVORITE MUSIC: I prefer silence. Easier to meditate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I wonder what trouble Anakin is going to get himself into today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Yes, when Anakin's driving.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I used to like them until I was first flown by Anakin.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: I like Master Yoda's rootleaf stew. Yes, really.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I never knew them. I got along pretty well with my Jedi teachers, though.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Actually, I like banana.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No, but it's better than letting Anakin drive.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Yes, but don't tell Anakin.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something quiet. And obedient.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A nexu would be quite cool.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Wet.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My Master Qui-Gon. I miss him.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I don't know. Jedi don't haave birthdays.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : It would depend if it was in my mandate.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Member of the Jedi Council.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: For some reason, I have a yen for purple...
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I don't like tattoos, I associte them with the Sith.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No, the Code forbids it.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a Jedi!
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Nothing.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half empty. Anakin probably drank it on me.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Jawa juice
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Anakin's shirt. Messy brat.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Starfighter provided by the Jedi.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't like flying.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I like to watch practice saber matches, but that's not a sport.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Anakin, without you my life would be kind of boring.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Somehow, I get the feeling he doesn't like me very much...
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2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
From: kenobi@knights.jedi.org
To: amidala@naboo.gov, offee@padawans.jedi.org, organa@alderaan.gov, palpatine@republic.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, tachi@knights.jedi.org, windu@council.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Obi-Wan Kenobi
NICKNAMES: Obi. My Master used to call me 'young apprentice', and my Padawan Anakin calls me 'old man' when he's being cheeky and 'yes, Master' the rest of the time.
SEX: No thanks, I'm a Jedi.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My rooms in the Jedi Temple.
HEIGHT: Medium.
EYES: Blue
HAIR: Gingery brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: You think I have time to watch TV?
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Jedi Temple
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly.
FAVORITE SMELL: The disinfectant the domestic droids in the Temple use--it smells like home.
FAVORITE COLOR: brown
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing your Master killed by the Sith.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Anakin does what I tell him, which happens about once a year.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, practice my lightsaber technique, scold Anakin.
FAVORITE MUSIC: I prefer silence. Easier to meditate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I wonder what trouble Anakin is going to get himself into today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Yes, when Anakin's driving.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I used to like them until I was first flown by Anakin.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: I like Master Yoda's rootleaf stew. Yes, really.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I never knew them. I got along pretty well with my Jedi teachers, though.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Actually, I like banana.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No, but it's better than letting Anakin drive.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Yes, but don't tell Anakin.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something quiet. And obedient.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A nexu would be quite cool.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Wet.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My Master Qui-Gon. I miss him.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I don't know. Jedi don't haave birthdays.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : It would depend if it was in my mandate.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Member of the Jedi Council.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: For some reason, I have a yen for purple...
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I don't like tattoos, I associte them with the Sith.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No, the Code forbids it.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a Jedi!
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Nothing.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half empty. Anakin probably drank it on me.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Jawa juice
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Anakin's shirt. Messy brat.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Starfighter provided by the Jedi.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't like flying.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I like to watch practice saber matches, but that's not a sport.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Anakin, without you my life would be kind of boring.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Somehow, I get the feeling he doesn't like me very much...
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Jawa Juice... is that anything like Yoda Soda?
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Tholme: Our Padawans learn from us, An'ya, and not always the lessons we expect. How could you connect with Aurra Sing when you yourself are not comfortable with connections? You never have been.
Dark Woman: A Jedi must not form attachments, Tholme.
Tholme: Attachments, no. But our strength comes from our connections to the Force . . . and each other. It is those connections that help make us who we are.
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(Anonymous) 2005-06-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)no subject
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That is blippin' hilarious, and clever.
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*DIES*
Obi SO would have gotten to learn to like sex if I was around... ;-)
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