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SW Fic: "FW: Fill out this fun survey!!1": Obi-Wan
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
From: kenobi@knights.jedi.org
To: amidala@naboo.gov, offee@padawans.jedi.org, organa@alderaan.gov, palpatine@republic.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, tachi@knights.jedi.org, windu@council.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Obi-Wan Kenobi
NICKNAMES: Obi. My Master used to call me 'young apprentice', and my Padawan Anakin calls me 'old man' when he's being cheeky and 'yes, Master' the rest of the time.
SEX: No thanks, I'm a Jedi.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My rooms in the Jedi Temple.
HEIGHT: Medium.
EYES: Blue
HAIR: Gingery brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: You think I have time to watch TV?
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Jedi Temple
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly.
FAVORITE SMELL: The disinfectant the domestic droids in the Temple use--it smells like home.
FAVORITE COLOR: brown
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing your Master killed by the Sith.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Anakin does what I tell him, which happens about once a year.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, practice my lightsaber technique, scold Anakin.
FAVORITE MUSIC: I prefer silence. Easier to meditate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I wonder what trouble Anakin is going to get himself into today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Yes, when Anakin's driving.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I used to like them until I was first flown by Anakin.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: I like Master Yoda's rootleaf stew. Yes, really.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I never knew them. I got along pretty well with my Jedi teachers, though.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Actually, I like banana.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No, but it's better than letting Anakin drive.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Yes, but don't tell Anakin.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something quiet. And obedient.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A nexu would be quite cool.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Wet.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My Master Qui-Gon. I miss him.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I don't know. Jedi don't haave birthdays.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : It would depend if it was in my mandate.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Member of the Jedi Council.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: For some reason, I have a yen for purple...
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I don't like tattoos, I associte them with the Sith.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No, the Code forbids it.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a Jedi!
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Nothing.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half empty. Anakin probably drank it on me.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Jawa juice
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Anakin's shirt. Messy brat.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Starfighter provided by the Jedi.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't like flying.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I like to watch practice saber matches, but that's not a sport.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Anakin, without you my life would be kind of boring.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Somehow, I get the feeling he doesn't like me very much...
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2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
From: kenobi@knights.jedi.org
To: amidala@naboo.gov, offee@padawans.jedi.org, organa@alderaan.gov, palpatine@republic.gov, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, tachi@knights.jedi.org, windu@council.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Re: Fw: Survey
NAME: Obi-Wan Kenobi
NICKNAMES: Obi. My Master used to call me 'young apprentice', and my Padawan Anakin calls me 'old man' when he's being cheeky and 'yes, Master' the rest of the time.
SEX: No thanks, I'm a Jedi.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My rooms in the Jedi Temple.
HEIGHT: Medium.
EYES: Blue
HAIR: Gingery brown
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: You think I have time to watch TV?
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: The Jedi Temple
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Jedi Weekly.
FAVORITE SMELL: The disinfectant the domestic droids in the Temple use--it smells like home.
FAVORITE COLOR: brown
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing your Master killed by the Sith.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Anakin does what I tell him, which happens about once a year.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Meditate, practice my lightsaber technique, scold Anakin.
FAVORITE MUSIC: I prefer silence. Easier to meditate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I wonder what trouble Anakin is going to get himself into today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Yes, when Anakin's driving.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I used to like them until I was first flown by Anakin.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: I like Master Yoda's rootleaf stew. Yes, really.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I never knew them. I got along pretty well with my Jedi teachers, though.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Actually, I like banana.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No, but it's better than letting Anakin drive.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Yes, but don't tell Anakin.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something quiet. And obedient.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A nexu would be quite cool.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Wet.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My Master Qui-Gon. I miss him.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Anything.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I don't know. Jedi don't haave birthdays.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Yes.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : It would depend if it was in my mandate.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Member of the Jedi Council.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: For some reason, I have a yen for purple...
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I don't like tattoos, I associte them with the Sith.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No, the Code forbids it.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a Jedi!
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Nothing.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half empty. Anakin probably drank it on me.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Jawa juice
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Anakin's shirt. Messy brat.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Ten.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Starfighter provided by the Jedi.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't like flying.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: I like to watch practice saber matches, but that's not a sport.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Anakin, without you my life would be kind of boring.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Somehow, I get the feeling he doesn't like me very much...
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That is blippin' hilarious, and clever.
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