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owl1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
From: palpatine@republic.gov
To: amidala@naboo.gov, dooku@tradefederation.com, jamilla@naboo.gov, kenobi@knights.jedi.org, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Survey
NAME: Palpatine
NICKNAMES: Chancellor, mostly.
SEX: Male.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My Chancellor's apartment on Coruscant.
HEIGHT: 5'10"
EYES: Blue
HAIR: White, what's left of it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: My duties to the Republic leave me no time for entertainment.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Theed Palace. It was a present from Amidala when she was Queen.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: My duties to the Republic leave me no time for entertainment.
FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of the corridors of power—the Senate, that is.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your planet invaded by Nemoidians, or seeing the Republic tore apart by Separatism.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Serving the Republic.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Serve the Republic, attend emergency meeting of the Senate, reluctantly accept the new emergency powers the Senate has voted me.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Classical Naboo.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: How can I best serve the Republic today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: A waste of time.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: I don't really have any.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They're dead
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No. I prefer to be driven so I can concentrate on serving the Republic.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A Sith would be interesting, for a very sort period. Jedi history is so fascinating.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Human is best.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Irrelevant.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: A Jedi Master of antiquity.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Scorpio.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I would bring peace to the Galaxy.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: My life of service to the Republic has left me no time for love *sigh*
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Red paint, friezes of the ancient war between the Jedi and the Sith, Naboo sculpture.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: My duties to the Republic leave me no time for entertainment.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Carpet.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : One.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Naboo Senatorial transport.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I am not interested in transports. They are functional, that is all.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: My duties to the Republic leave me no time for entertainment.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Some day you will be the greatest of Jedi, Anakin.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Count Dooku. He is too busy destroying the Republic... *sigh*
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I wish there was an edition of Semagic with tags in it already.
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
From: palpatine@republic.gov
To: amidala@naboo.gov, dooku@tradefederation.com, jamilla@naboo.gov, kenobi@knights.jedi.org, skywalker@padawans.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
Subject: Survey
NAME: Palpatine
NICKNAMES: Chancellor, mostly.
SEX: Male.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My Chancellor's apartment on Coruscant.
HEIGHT: 5'10"
EYES: Blue
HAIR: White, what's left of it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: My duties to the Republic leave me no time for entertainment.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Theed Palace. It was a present from Amidala when she was Queen.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: My duties to the Republic leave me no time for entertainment.
FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of the corridors of power—the Senate, that is.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your planet invaded by Nemoidians, or seeing the Republic tore apart by Separatism.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Serving the Republic.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Serve the Republic, attend emergency meeting of the Senate, reluctantly accept the new emergency powers the Senate has voted me.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Classical Naboo.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: How can I best serve the Republic today?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: A waste of time.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: One.
FAVORITE FOODS: I don't really have any.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They're dead
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No. I prefer to be driven so I can concentrate on serving the Republic.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A Sith would be interesting, for a very sort period. Jedi history is so fascinating.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Human is best.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Irrelevant.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: A Jedi Master of antiquity.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Scorpio.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I would bring peace to the Galaxy.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: This is a frivolous question.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: My life of service to the Republic has left me no time for love *sigh*
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Red paint, friezes of the ancient war between the Jedi and the Sith, Naboo sculpture.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: My duties to the Republic leave me no time for entertainment.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Carpet.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : One.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Naboo Senatorial transport.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I am not interested in transports. They are functional, that is all.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: My duties to the Republic leave me no time for entertainment.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Some day you will be the greatest of Jedi, Anakin.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Count Dooku. He is too busy destroying the Republic... *sigh*
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I wish there was an edition of Semagic with tags in it already.
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