The Sue census

At this current time, there are 111464 Harry Potter fics on the Pit of Voles. Assuming (surely a conservative estimate) that 50% of them have a unique (so to speak) Mary Sue, and that the figure of 1000 Hogwarts students in canon is correct, Sues outnumber canons 55 to 1.


Words fail me.

What is my inner Mary Sue?

What Is Your Inner Mary Sue? by pockettheroach
Username
Sue Species	Half-Weird Creature Sue
Sueriffic Hair	Shining silver
Sueriffic Eyes	Turn red when you're angry
Love Interest	Some Weasley, take your pick
You end up	Winning the Quidditch match
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I want Ron. :D

What Keira Knightly character am I?

You are most compatible with Gwyn of Loxley. You
are headstrong, independent, and not willing to
settle for second best. You are fiercely
devoted to your family, but you are willing to
go against them for the greater good. Just
watch out, sometimes their restrictions are for
your own good.


*Which Keira Knightley Character Are You?*
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I have over 18 months left...

How Will You Lose the Next HP BNF Deathmatch? by mctabby
Name
Favorite Fruit
You will lose to	Ali Wildgoose
because everyone hates your	excessive use of adverbs
and you will respond by	reporting this to fandom_wank
until you are thrown out of the fandom on	September 12, 2005
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If it had been my excessive use of hyphens, now... :-D

Obidala and Creme Eggs

Is it just me, or in this(copy+paste) pic does Jude Law look a lot like Ewan MacGregor with his Kenobi beard? It's an Obidala visual, waaah!!!
First Creme Eggs of the year. I swear they have got smaller. Cadbury's are lying in their teeth.
The report now weighs in at 1,671 words, and 19 pages. Of crap, but oh well. If I can make 2000 words I shall be satisfied.