Cats

I'd just cleaned the bathroom, and I'd left the window open to let it air out. I went back in for something, and one of the cats had come in and left a little row of muddy footmarks around the rim of the bath. So I said, 'Grr, cats.' and wiped it again. Then I came downstairs to hear my ma cry, 'They've done it AGAIN!"

This time there were footprints ALL OVER THE INSIDE AND AROUND THE EDGE AND ON THE TOILET SEAT AND ON THE FLOOR....

Baaaa

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from. And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi. Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics... Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?