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Jun. 7th, 2007 12:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
owlDear Topshop:
I note that you are having clothes designed by the Human Twiglet. No doubt this is why you have no T-shirts in stock larger than a 12 that fits like a 10.
But have you considered this well? Not only will your only customers be 13-year-olds, but you'll have to replace Ms Moss whenever her nose finally drops off.
Also, is anyone else feeling the urge to stick HUMAN WOMENZ and HUMAN MANZ labels on the appropriate doors?
I note that you are having clothes designed by the Human Twiglet. No doubt this is why you have no T-shirts in stock larger than a 12 that fits like a 10.
But have you considered this well? Not only will your only customers be 13-year-olds, but you'll have to replace Ms Moss whenever her nose finally drops off.
Also, is anyone else feeling the urge to stick HUMAN WOMENZ and HUMAN MANZ labels on the appropriate doors?
