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As promised, Run Away Home in lolcat. Which one are you reading next, [livejournal.com profile] doyle_sb4?



Nicola: IM ON UR TRANE, HELPIN UR RUNAWAYZ

Edward: I AM B GOIN HOME TO SWITZERLAND

Authority: OH NO U NOT

Edward: I AM B ESCAPIN U NAO

Marlows: YAYZ


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Giles: Y HALO THAR, SIBLINGZ

Mrs Marlow: I AM B GOIN TO PARIS TO ALLOW U TO DO INSANE THINGZ LEIK KIDNAPPIN CHILDZ AN SAILIN ACROSS CHANNEL IN OPEN BOAT IN JANUARY

Mrs Marlow: I MEEN CARE FOAR AGED PARENT

Giles: RITE U AR

Lawrie: WOEZ NO CHRISTMAS

Giles: NEVAH MIND, WE CAN HAS PIKNIK. ON BEACH. IN DECEMBER.

Ann: DO NOT WANT

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Rowan: WE AR B LOST

Giles: MIND CLIFFZ

Marlows: WERE ON UR BEACH, DISCOVERIN UR SEKRIT CAVE

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Edward: IM IN UR SHIPPEN EATIN UR FOODZ

Marlows: CAN B HELPIN EDWARD GO TO SWITZERLAND?

Ann: DO NOT WANT

Edward: KTHANXBAI

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Edward: I IZ B CAUGHTTED AGIAN. HELP NAO PLZ?

Marlows: WE B MAKKIN PLANZ NAO

Ann: DO NOT WANT

Marlows: WE HAS SMALL BOAT, SEKRIT CAVE, SKOOL PLAY, AND CONVENIENTLY ABZENT PARENTZ. WHAT MOAR WE WANT?

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Patrick: WTF GINTEE?

Nicola: NO IT AR B NICOLA IN PRETTY DRESS

Patrick: BAI GINTEE, Y HELO THAR NICOLA

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Lawrie: IM IN UR PLAY ACTIN LIEK UR MUNKEY

Rowan: IM IN UR AUDIENCE HAVIN QUALMZ OF CONSCIENCE

Patrick: WE AR B RESCUIN IDIOT LAWRIE NAO

Nicola: IM ON MI SADDLE DRIVIN UR GETAWAY PONEE.

Edward: OWIEZ

Mr Buster: I B TIRED

Giles and Peter: WERE ON OUR BOAT KIDNAPPIN UR CHILDZ

Giles: AN ENDANGERIN OUR NAVAL CAREERZ

Peter: NOT TO MENSHUN OUR LIVEZ

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Giles and Peter: SAILIN WE AR B SAILIN

Giles: ILE OF WITE. WHAR B SWISS BLOKE TO DELIVER EDWARD TO?

Swiss Bloke: WOEZ OUR BOAT B BUSTED

Edward: WOEZ

Giles and Peter: WOEZ

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Giles: ZZZZZ

Peter: STEERZ

Giles: WTF WHAR B ENGLAND?

Peter: I AR POINTIN SHARP END AT FRANCE NAO

Giles: NO WAI

Edward: I WANTZ TO GO HOME PLZ

Giles: OK U TWIST MI ARM AS U WARE PETER

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France: Y HALO THAR MARLOEZ

Giles: MIND BOAT PETER

Peter: MINDZ BOAT

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Nicola: WHAR B GILEZ AN PETER?

Rowan: DONT PANIK

Rowan: YET

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Giles: OH HAI I HAS BROUGHT UR SON

Edward's father: YAYZ

Edward: YAYZ

Giles: YAYZ

Peter: PANIKZ

Giles: IT B HOME TIEM NAO

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Rowan and Nicola: WHAR B BROTHERZ?

Shipping forecast: GALEZ IN LUNDEE FASTNET SOLE

Rowan and Nicola: WOEZ

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Giles and Peter: SAILZ

Boom: THUDZ

Giles: ....

Peter: GILEZ? U DED?

Giles: IZ CONCUSSED

Peter: WOEZ

Peter: SAILZ

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Nicola: WOEZ GILES AN PETER B DED

Patrick: PRAYZ

Patrick: ALL NITE

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Peter: I AM B REGRETTIN THAT CHEEZ NAO

Giles: OWIEZ

Peter: LOOK AT THAT IT B ENGLAND

Giles: WAS FLUKE. I AR B SAILIN NAO

Waves: OH HAI, WE HAS SINKED UR BOAT

Peter: WHAR BOAT GONE? GLUG GLUGZ

Giles: GLUGZ

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Nicola: IM ON UR BEACH FINDIN UR RECKAGE

Nicola: WOEZ

Giles and Peter: WERE IN UR SEKRIT CAVE GOIN ZZZZZ

Giles and Peter: ZZZZZ

Nicola: YAYZ BROTHERZ

Rowan: KRIEZ

Idiot Boy: IM ON UR BEACH EATIN UR SEEWEED

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