Heeelp

Feb. 3rd, 2006 03:10 pm
owl: woe is the Doctor (woe)
What's this virus that's meant to be activating today? What is it called, what does it do exactly, and, what I most want to know, when was the earliest/most likely date to have been affected by it?

The thing I'm worried about is that we got it while we still had internet, last month, but since we haven't had internet, I obviously haven't been downloading the anti-virus updates. Would it do any good to run a scan with the old (December or January) definitions?

Oh, and to the BBC: what is the point of doing a news item about this on the day it goes off, instead of a week ago, when it might have been of more use?
owl: Part of the Mandlebrot Set, in blue (mandelbrot)
Minioned tagged by [livejournal.com profile] angua9.

mememememememe )

Not tagging, do it if you feel the urge.
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A few weeks ago I read an article about a new BBC TV programme, something along the lines of The Office, but set in the basement IT support HQ. There were two geeks, and a pretty girl who wasn't a geek (she lied on her CV and doesn't know anything about computers really.) The Beeb's website is singularly useless for finding a programme whose name you don't know. Can any of you UKese help me here? What is this programme, and when is it airing?


Another saddening fact of life is the ephemerality of second-hand bookshops. There are at least two of these in Belfast that I've been in once, and could never, never find again. I can't even find the places where they've been. It lends colour to the theory that books bend spacetime, and that these bookshops have wandered in from another dimension. Or that there is is an order of Moving Bookshops, specially designed to frustrate their customers across the mulitverse by never being open when you want them.
owl: Commander Vimes: Fabricati diem, punc (Vimes)
We're more or less moved in to the new house. It is cold and full of plaster dust and non-unpacked boxes. It also lacks little amenities such as internal doors. The cats became distressed on the way over, and...er...inside their travelling box. Liquidly.

The function of Building Control seems to be to produce new houses that it's impossible to live in. So far we have the extractor fans in all the toilets that run for 45 minutes after the light has been switched off, and the hot-press where the water tank is so well insulated that we have to install a radiator to make it actually hot.

The rash that I've had on my shoulders for about a week has moved up my neck, advanced as far as my jawline and is threatening my chin with a pincer movement.

A boy on the bus this morning regaled his seatmate and the occupants of the next four rows with confidences about his emotional life. When he got off I saw to my amusment that he was rigged a la Califorian Surfer. In Northern Ireland in January.

Also: YaY!! Pterry has practically finished Wintersmith and should be starting the next Discworld novel soon!

New Year

Dec. 31st, 2005 10:26 pm
owl: (squee)
Happy New Year, everyone!!

The next time I post, I'll get another year on the top of my calendar. I love that.
owl: (luke2)
Title: A Book of My Tears
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jediowl
Rating: G
Characters: Luke, Leia, assorted Rebels
Summary: Luke having the tale of his Gallant Exploits winched out of him. Featuring Artoo the Hero, Alderaanian, hygiene on the Death Star and the reliability of written sources.
Written For: [livejournal.com profile] swhetgenathon, Character Prompt: Luke Skywalker, Story Prompt: First Meeting



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owl: (star wars)
The cat just used a saucepan as a toilet. Meep.

Could any of you give a quick beta to my entry for the Star Wars gen and het ficathon? It'll be pretty much a proof-read, as it's due on the 31st and I don't have time to make any major changes. It started out as Luke telling a wide-eyed admirer the story of ANH, and has developed, weirdly, into a discussion on the reliability of written accounts, and I'd like to continue it, except, no time.

Christmas

Dec. 27th, 2005 01:41 pm
owl: Stylized barn owl (Doctor/Rose)
Christmas is over, just about; I've had three Christmas dinners, and there's still the remains of a turkey and almost a whole tin of Quality Street left....
The most exciting present I got was the RotS DVD, but I haven't managed to watch any of it yet apart from the special features.

Then yesterday I watched the tape of Doctor Who.

Spoilers for The Christams Invasion )
owl: Stylized barn owl (Doctor Who)
Happy Christmas!

We're trying to work out how to make the VCR work to tape Christmas Invasion tomorrow; I can program it, but it won't record! Gah!
owl: Stylized barn owl (Doctor Who)
Sadly, only one of the cats is now an it. The vet couldn't find the other one's testicles; she said to wait a few months and see if it came down. When he came round from the anaesthetic, he tried to mate with his brother, so they seem to be in working order, even if they are in his abdomen. :(

Was at a party last night; v. sleepy now. It's a half-day; I'm going to leave soon.

I have a pimple on my cheek and one right between my eyebrows. I thought I'd grown out of this!
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We're all going to be smoshed by an asteroid in 2029. Or perhaps 2036. But the article quoted my old astrophysics lecturer, which tickled me.

This is the most amazing fifty-pence piece ever. It quotes from Johnson's Dictionary!

Image behind cut )
owl: Stylized barn owl (Doctor/Rose)
Title: A Game of Consequences
Summary: Rose and the Doctor did end up in Barcelona, after all. Post-PotW.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jediowl
Rating: U, I suppose
Notes: NO spoilers for the Christmas Invasion. Written before any of the trailers for it appeared. Ten's characterisation is probably wildly off, but never mind.



Eventually, they made it to Barcelona.
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I'm liking O Come O Come Emmanuel at the minute, for a carol. It doesn't cloy. It's the combination of its expectation, rather than realised triumph, and its minor key, I think.

I don't know what masochistic influence made me go trawling around the Pit of Voles, but when I turned up this horrible thing (Willie goes to act Romeo and Juliet on Broadway, yeouch) in the Goodnight Mister Tom section, I couldn't help thinking of what one or two of you would think of it. Talk about missing the whole tone, setting and point of your canon....It looks like a school assignment; imagine how depressing to be an English teacher and have to read through what are essentially 25 Pit-worthy fanfics of whatever children's book the class is doing, in the guise of homeworks!

Talking of children's books, I've had a scenario in my head, but I can't remember what book it comes from and it's driving me crazy. Basically the currently absent father, before he left, told the children not to worry their mother; one of them is using this as an excuse not to tell her what they're up to, and another offspring comments, 'He meant not do things to worry her, not tell her lies to make her happy.'
Can anyone place this for me? I'm thinking Antonia Forest or Arthur Ransome, but I may have been misled by the naval fathers.

And lastly, a grammar peeve.

If Blank would have verb-ed

What is this grammar construction I see everywhere? What ever happened to 'If Blank had verb-ed'?
owl: Ravenclaw tie (ravenclaw)
Moving this stuff off my userinfo....

INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population.
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The light in the kitchen burned out yesterday night with a strong smell of burning plastic, so now we're all eating in the dark. We used up the last of the blackberries to make a pie. Shame that they're finished.

Memes

Dec. 6th, 2005 08:00 pm
owl: smile! (happy)
I was tagged to do this by...somebody.
Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick 5 people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. Tag 5 people on your list.

I'm not going to tag anyone. Do it if you feel you want to.

1. Finding a book I haven't read yet, by a favourite author, in a secondhand bookshop.
2. Cats that climb on to my knee.
3. Chocolate!
4. Clean sheets and a hot-water bottle.
5. Wakening up in the night and seeing that there are 3 more hours before I need to get up.

The Christmas meme, gakked from [livejournal.com profile] angel_gidget

1.What is your favorite Christmas carol/song? -- I like Silent Night as long as it's not jazzed up. especially in the original German. Song—I'm partial to Fairytale of New York.

2.White lights or multiciolored? -- multicoloured

3. Do you have a cut tree, live tree or an artificial tree? -- Artificial. They were talking about getting a live one this year.

4. Eggnog, mulled cider, or hot chocolate? -- Hot chocolate.

5. Do you decorate your house with lights? -- Just the tree.

6. Do you write a Christmas letter? -- A Christams email is about all they'll get.

7. Do you like receiving Christmas letters/photos? -- I'm not fussed.

8. What is your favorite Christmas story/movie? -- Ack. They'll mostly cheesy. Oh, I know! Run Away Home. The cleverness of me!

9. Have you ever made a gingerbread house? -- No.

10. Poinsettias or holly? -- Holly. I don't even know what poinsettas are.

11. Do you display a nativity scene? -- We have a little terracotta one.

12. Do you bake Christmas cookies? -- No, cake.

13. Ham or turkey? -- Turkey. I don't eat pork.

14. In what languages can you wish someone a Merry Christmas (without cheating)? -- Four.

15. Do you know all the words to Jingle Bells? -- Yes.

16. Do you put presents under the tree? -- Yes.

17. How do you eat a candy cane? -- Suck it till it comes apart. But I've only ever had about two in my life.

18. What is your biggest holidays pet peeve? -- Relatives. No, seriously, all this 'Happy holidays' business, and workplaces banning Christmas decorations. Come off it; Christmas as celebrated by the vast majority of people in the UK is entirely secularised; it's a commercial festival. And I should have thought that whatever your religion was, an opportunity to party, get presents and eat lots at a dismal time of year would be welcome.

19. What is your favorite Christmas tradition? -- Presents.

20. What was the best present you ever got for Christmas? -- Hmm. I think the one which gave me the most pleasure at the time was something called a Super Optic Wonder; it was a little pair of binoculars that had a compass and a tiny sextant and magnifying glass and I don't know what all else. I carried around with me for about three years after that.

Funny stuff

Dec. 3rd, 2005 09:08 pm
owl: Keira Knightly giggling (giggle)
It is the 3rd of December. Must we look at that 'Happy Holidays' banner for the rest of the month?

I received a spam today that contained this:

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.


It was the only one I've ever seen that had any intentionally amusing content. However, I didn't take them up on the offer of 'Expand your Penis 20% Larger in weeks'. 120% of nothing is still nothing.

I was on the bus today, and there was a sign by the door saying, 'Passengers leaving the bus whilst in motion do so at own risk'. Rather hard to leave a bus whilst not in motion, I should have thought....
owl: Stylized barn owl (Default)
Gakked from [livejournal.com profile] cynthia_black

Friends Collage )

Nifty! I wonder what happens when people change their default icons; do you end up with a page full of red x's?
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Sort me, please

[livejournal.com profile] doyle_sb4 asked did people have Christmas wishlists. I'm too lazy to write one, so here's my amazon.co.uk wishlist.
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Is anyone else still not getting all of their comment notifications, or is it just me?
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