A Rant on the Post-RotJ EU

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living_force and padawanroo asked for this one.
snarkel and any other EU-lovers, I advise you not to read this :)


On the face of it, books about SW seem like a great idea. We loved the films, we want more Star wars, LFL are publishing more Star Wars, yay!
Unfortunately, it didn't work like that. I had been told that Zahn's trilogy was the best, so I started with that. Page one introduced Grand Admiral Thrawn, by having an Imperial officer muse on how much better the battle of Endor would have gone if Thrawn had been in charge. Oh, and he also has blue-black hair, blue skin and red eyes. Which would make him an alien, but in spite of the Emperor's ever-so-evil anti-alien bias, he made him a Grand admiral because he was SPESHUL. I wasn't as adept at spotting Mary Sues then as I am now, but even so I was bored and wished Zahn would hurry up and write about the characters I was really interested in.
Oh dear.
A lot of people don't write good Luke. They remove all his character and make him into Jedi automaton, or they make him a whiny wuss. It isn't just confined to the pro (or 'paid fanfic') writers. Zahn wasn't outstanding in that way.
There was Leia, who seemed to have no Vader issues any more, cheerfully running around with Noggi Hnogri Noghiri and exploiting her father's identity without even a hint of unease. There could be lots of good stuff in the concept of Leia's life being spared because of her hated heritage, but it was all thrown away.

Let's not forget Zahn's other Mary Sue, Talon Karrde, with his niftily named ship and his somehow non evil smuggling and his intelligence network--but he's nowhere near as pervasive as that other creation of Zahn's, Mara Jade. she's like the patron saint of the post-RotJ EU. She gets everywhere: the Skywalker family, the Jedi, the Imperials, the underworld, it's a wonder she's not in Rogue Squadron. She rarely makes an appearance without the adjective 'red-gold' being used somewhere. She didn't erupt into full-blown Mary Sue-ish till VotF, when she started ticking Luke off for all the mistakes he had made, while nobody mentioned her misdoings. Then she married Luke after the famous three-second courtship. Perhaps he was constrained by the small number of women in SW. Anyone less like his 'mother' Beru Lars is hard to imagine, and Leia is always nice to him, whatever she may be to Han.

He also invented the oh-so-convenient Force-kryptonite, the furry lizards with the unpronouncable name. Cop-out. It's much more interesting to give Luke problems that he can't handle with his Jedi powers, rather than simply depriving him of them and reducing him to a normal person again.

Moving on to the rest of the EU. There was the Han Solo Trilogy (Crispin's, not Daley's, which was actually good). Another red-gold Mary Sue. We wanted to read about Han, not an OC who takes up almost as much book space, and has even Winter thinking how wonderful she is.

Then there were the books featuring the Solo children. How many times were they kidnapped? You would think Han and Leia would have got some sort of security after the first time or two.

The Courtship of Princess Leia. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. The only way to explain this book is to assume that all the characters had been replaced by pod people. Leia seriously considering dumping Han for a Fabio lookalike tied to his mother's apron-strings? Luke solemnly advising her to do so. Han shooting Leia and shutting her in a smuggling compartment where she might have suffocated? The ridiculously overdone Force powers? The two, no less, matridominant, mantis-like societies?

Then there was Crystal Star. The writing skills of a Mills and Boon (drugstore) novel combined with the most improbable plot (Waru the Borg Blog, anyone?) and the most precocious 5-year-olds EVAH.

The main problem with the EU is the continEUity imposed on it, which means that every new author is stuck with the mistakes and the pet OCs of all the authors before him. and then adds a few of his own. It's like having to accompodate all of fanon into your fic. There is no overall plan and direction to it, and it ends up being inconsistent both with itself and with te films, especially as regards characterisation.

Once they decided that they should publish a long series of books with an overall story arc, written by a committee of authors to avoid inconsistencies.

We got the New Jedi Order. With aliens who were somehow disconnected from the Force, mass destruction of the GFFA, death of characters canon and EU, disorganisation and more inconsistencies.
They killed off Chewie, comparing him to 'the family dog'. *weeps* None of the EU authors ever liked Chewie or wrote him well apart from Troy Denning. All it takes is to write him from the veiwpoint of Han, who understands what he says. He's an interesting study in alien psychology, totally wasted to turn him into Han's furry, ambulatory second gun. Cop-out, again.

The charcters in the NJO were all reset to their original (and I mean, ANH) types. so Han's a responsibility-dodging scoundrel, Leia's a workaholic icewoman and Mara's a hard-hearted...ahem. No notice was taken of any character development in subsequent books or films. Then, within the series, you get characterisation flip-flops as differnet authors take over. One book Luke's naive farmboy type, the next he's omniscient Jedi Master without flaws, Mara goes from mushy mummy to macho warrior woman. The young Solos develop entirely new personalities to the earlier EU.

Come on, does everything in the GFFA have to happen to Luke, Han, Leia and friends? How many adventures have they had now, 162? Give the poor things some peace. That's one reason why the X-wing books are among the few bits of EU I'll read.

What I would do to 'fix' the EU: Throw it all out and start again. With the new light of the PT, we can have more accurate books and new areas to explore. Don't have one huge story, rather a more fanon-like linking of stories, with alternative happenings and no preeminent canon. And talking of that, don't try to make out that the books have the same or better canon authority as the films.



*uses appropraiate snarky!Luke icon*

Comments

[lazypadawan.livejournal.com]

Br*a has to be the worst EU Mary Sue. Check out fernwithy's post about Mary Sues from a few days ago and Br*a fits the description 100%. I actually liked the way Crispin wrote Han; the problem was that frickin' Br*a got more and more Sue-ish as the series progressed. I was actually worried that Han would say something like, "Boo hoo, I'll never love anyone as much as her!"

I can accept the idea of Han having sex with women pre-Leia but true love? I think not. And shoving Leia's importance within the Alliance out of the way to make room for Br*a was the last straw.

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

And shoving Leia's importance within the Alliance out of the way to make room for Br*a was the last straw.

Oh yeah. I had completely forgotten about that bit. I think I just kept thinking "she's not as bad as Mara" (who I personally think is the worst Mary Sue ever in any genre or fandom because I loathe her just that much) so she just didn't bother me that much which is odd because Leia's one of my favourite characters in the whole saga. I suppose as I said above though ... I had just lost any expectations for new SW books that when I read them I was I didn't really feel any disapointment or anger over them. It was more like a "well, that was okay ... " reaction than anything else.

Which, in thinking it over, is hardly a satisfying recommendation.

[may-child.livejournal.com]

I was actually worried that Han would say something like, "Boo hoo, I'll never love anyone as much as her!"

Heh. Not to mention all the cutesy stunts Crispin pulled with regards to dialogue/actions between Han and Leia: rewriting them slightly and then placing them in her books between Han and b*ia, so as to unsubtly imply that whenever Han said this or that to Leia, he was hearkening back to b*ia and his relationship with her. I believe she even puts an "I love you"/"I know" exchange between Han and b*ia, and of course, pulls the ultimate Mary Sue offense: she kills b*ia off, thus creating doubt as to whether Han would've fallen for Leia if b*ia was still alive, and also to make it appear as if he's on the rebound.

Crispin has since told anyone who would listen that she wants to write Leia's backstory if/when the assignment comes up. It's pretty obvious that what she really wants to do is write more about b*ia, and she's already set the stage to insert b*ia into every corner of Leia's life just like she did Han's. I can see the cutesy stuff she'd do already: b*ia teaches Leia how to fire a blaster. b*ia teaches Leia how to withstand interrogation. Leia is as bowled over by b*ia's beauty and strength as everyone else is, and decides to join the Rebellion solely because b*ia founded it. Oh, and just about every piece of dialogue Leia utters in the movies will be "explained": b*ia throws away some trash and says, "Into the garbage chute, flyboy"; b*ia fobs off an Imperial who makes a pass at her by saying, "Officer, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited" -- Leia overhears and thinks they're great lines. And for good measure: b*ia will tell Leia about her first love (not mentioning his name, of course), and Leia will think, "He is so lucky to have loved her. He'll never love another woman so deeply again. How could he?"

[marionravenwood.livejournal.com]

Last fall I got to work dragoncon, and I was afraid of being cornered by A.C. Crispin. I'd heard horror stories. snarkel was kind enough to point me to a picture, and while I already knew she had red hair, I was totally creeped out by these:





What the firetruck is going on here? That's just creepy. Ow.
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[may-child.livejournal.com]

Last fall I got to work dragoncon, and I was afraid of being cornered by A.C. Crispin. I'd heard horror stories.

Crispin is a classless, narcissistic bitch with a creepy fixation on both Han Solo and her Mary Sue b*ia, through whom she lives out her fantasies of sleeping with Han. From what I've seen/heard of her, she is as sweet as sugar pie as long as you are kissing her ass. But the moment you say something against her books, the claws come out. She also takes any criticism of b*ia as a personal attack on her, which is yet another sign of Mary Sue-ism.

She has curly red hair just like b*ia. What a shocker. Not.