My brother on Harry Potter

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jediowl: What do you think's going to happen in Book 7?
Brother: Hogwarts is going to blow up and everyone will die.
jediowl: .... that's...dystopian. What about Voldemort?
Brother: He and Harry will kill each other.
jediowl: Will Harry get a girlfriend?
Brother: No, he's going to die.
jediowl: What about Ron.
Brother: He's going to marry Hermione. Duh.
jediowl: I thought everyone dies?
Brother: Maybe not Ron and Hermione, then. Or Fred and George. They'll keep a jokeshop.
jediowl: Who's your favourite character?
Brother: Hedwig.
jediowl: .....
Brother: You know...it would be really good if Harry went out with Ginny. But he's going to die.
jediowl: *sotto voce* Hehhehheheh.

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Makes me wish I had a lil'sibling to give me weird answers to cool questions.