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owlSilly little humour. Email forwards in the GFFA. Suggestions for improvement (better answers, other questions) are more than welcome.
As requested, here is Anakin. I tried to do Dooku, but I just don't know him well enough as a character. Sorry!
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
From: skywalker@padawans.jedi.org
To: amidala@naboo.gov, kenobi@knights.jedi.org, offee@padawans.jedi.org, palpatine@republic.gov, tachi@knights.jedi.org, windu@council.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
NAME: Anakin Skywalker
NICKNAMES: All right, all right....Ani. Only Mom and Padmé are allowed to call me that, though. Obi-Wan calls me 'young apprentice', 'my very young Padawan', 'young Padawan learner' blah blah blah...
SEX: Yes, please. With Padmé.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: In the Jedi Temple with my master Obi-Wan.
HEIGHT: 6'2"
EYES: Blue.
HAIR: Light brown, short, Padawan braid.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: News from Naboo.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A picture of Padmé. I swiped it from Theed Palace ten years ago.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Naboo Society. It usually has an article about Padmé in it.
FAVORITE SMELL: Padmé's hair.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Failing the people I love.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being with Padmé.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Fix things, think about Padmé, annoy Obi-Wan, think about Padmé.
FAVORITE MUSIC: That nice romantic music that plays when I'm around Padmé.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Gosh, I wish Padmé was here.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No way.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: None. I use the Force to predict when it's going to ring.
FAVORITE FOODS: Mom's cooking.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: With my mom, yes. I don't have a dad.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Um...not yet.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Both.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Of course.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, I'd rather sleep with Padmé.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something big that growls a lot. Letting it escape inside the Temple would be fun, heh heh.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A krayt dragon.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool. So much water!!
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Padmé. And my mom. And Qui-Gon. What do you mean, just one?
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Obi-Wan won't let me drink.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No. Ick.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? For Padmé I would.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Jedi Knight, if Obi-Wan would stop holding me back and let me take the Trials. I want to be the greastest Jedi ever. Chancellor Palpatine says I could be.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Black. I'm into Jedi Goth, but Obi-Wan would kill me.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I love Padmé. Somewhere Obi-Wan would never see it.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Just me and Padmé. Somewhere far far away from Obi-Wan.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Model starships.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I want a full glass! In fact, I want two! Now!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Caff. Lots of it.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No, I use the Force.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Bits of droids I'm fixing up and pictures of Padmé. If Obi-Wan ever finds them I'm dead.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Two.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: It was a Podracer.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Something really fast that I've built myself.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Podracing. I like to see how much better I could do it.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Padmé, you're an angel.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Master Yoda. See through me, he can.
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As requested, here is Anakin. I tried to do Dooku, but I just don't know him well enough as a character. Sorry!
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
From: skywalker@padawans.jedi.org
To: amidala@naboo.gov, kenobi@knights.jedi.org, offee@padawans.jedi.org, palpatine@republic.gov, tachi@knights.jedi.org, windu@council.jedi.org, yoda@council.jedi.org
NAME: Anakin Skywalker
NICKNAMES: All right, all right....Ani. Only Mom and Padmé are allowed to call me that, though. Obi-Wan calls me 'young apprentice', 'my very young Padawan', 'young Padawan learner' blah blah blah...
SEX: Yes, please. With Padmé.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: In the Jedi Temple with my master Obi-Wan.
HEIGHT: 6'2"
EYES: Blue.
HAIR: Light brown, short, Padawan braid.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: News from Naboo.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: A picture of Padmé. I swiped it from Theed Palace ten years ago.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Naboo Society. It usually has an article about Padmé in it.
FAVORITE SMELL: Padmé's hair.
FAVORITE COLOR: Black.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Failing the people I love.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being with Padmé.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Fix things, think about Padmé, annoy Obi-Wan, think about Padmé.
FAVORITE MUSIC: That nice romantic music that plays when I'm around Padmé.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Gosh, I wish Padmé was here.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No way.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Boring.
PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: None. I use the Force to predict when it's going to ring.
FAVORITE FOODS: Mom's cooking.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: With my mom, yes. I don't have a dad.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Um...not yet.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Both.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Of course.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, I'd rather sleep with Padmé.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Something big that growls a lot. Letting it escape inside the Temple would be fun, heh heh.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A krayt dragon.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool. So much water!!
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Padmé. And my mom. And Qui-Gon. What do you mean, just one?
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Obi-Wan won't let me drink.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: No. Ick.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? For Padmé I would.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Jedi Knight, if Obi-Wan would stop holding me back and let me take the Trials. I want to be the greastest Jedi ever. Chancellor Palpatine says I could be.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Black. I'm into Jedi Goth, but Obi-Wan would kill me.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I love Padmé. Somewhere Obi-Wan would never see it.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Just me and Padmé. Somewhere far far away from Obi-Wan.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Model starships.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I want a full glass! In fact, I want two! Now!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Caff. Lots of it.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No, I use the Force.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Bits of droids I'm fixing up and pictures of Padmé. If Obi-Wan ever finds them I'm dead.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Two.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: It was a Podracer.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Something really fast that I've built myself.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Podracing. I like to see how much better I could do it.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Padmé, you're an angel.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Master Yoda. See through me, he can.
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