Funny stuff
Dec. 3rd, 2005 09:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
owlIt is the 3rd of December. Must we look at that 'Happy Holidays' banner for the rest of the month?
I received a spam today that contained this:
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
It was the only one I've ever seen that had any intentionally amusing content. However, I didn't take them up on the offer of 'Expand your Penis 20% Larger in weeks'. 120% of nothing is still nothing.
I was on the bus today, and there was a sign by the door saying, 'Passengers leaving the bus whilst in motion do so at own risk'. Rather hard to leave a bus whilst not in motion, I should have thought....
I received a spam today that contained this:
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
It was the only one I've ever seen that had any intentionally amusing content. However, I didn't take them up on the offer of 'Expand your Penis 20% Larger in weeks'. 120% of nothing is still nothing.
I was on the bus today, and there was a sign by the door saying, 'Passengers leaving the bus whilst in motion do so at own risk'. Rather hard to leave a bus whilst not in motion, I should have thought....
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Date: 2005-12-05 09:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-05 01:36 pm (UTC)What holiday would that be for, I wonder?