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owlPrevious chapters:
1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
11. His Highness the Supreme Emperor Palpatine
12. Commander Luke Skywalker
13. Princess Leia
From: R2isthebest@droidnet.com --main-computer.endor.alliance.net--
To: C3PO@droidnet.com, skywalker_l@alliance.net
NAME: Artoo-Detoo.
NICKNAMES: Artoo, 'bucket of bolts', 'overweight greaseball', (both Threepio) 'short and round' (General Solo)
SEX: Technically neuter, as I'm a droid, but people usually refer to me as 'he'.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Wherever my Master Luke goes.
HEIGHT: 1m
EYES: One on each side of my dome, flashing red and white.
HAIR: None.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't watch TV, it confuses my visual sensors.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: I don't have one, I'm a computer myself.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Droid News.
FAVORITE SMELL: I don't have any olifactory sensors.
FAVORITE COLOR: Blue.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being blasted.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Saving the galaxy. I do that quite a lot.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Beep, spin, save Master Luke's life.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Beeping.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Is that Threepio complaining again?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No, but I don't like being upside down, it's the way I'm programmed.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I don't like them. Upside down--DWEEP!
PEN OR PENCIL?: Neither.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I don't answer phones.
FAVORITE FOODS: Lubricant.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I don't have parents.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. heh hehBEEEEEP!
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Neither.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes, but I don't get to very often.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. I don't sleep, I shut down.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Anything but a Hamster Droid...
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: One of those swamp creatures that tried to eat me on Dagobah.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Scary, I might get a short.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Sometimes I miss Mistress Padmé.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink, but sometimes Master Luke uses neat ethanol to clean my casing.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: None. I was manufactured, not born.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I don't eat broccoli.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? I don't have a shirt.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I quite like serving Mistress Padmé. It was usually quiet.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I would need hair first, but I would like to be painted orange and black.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Artoo for President. On my dome.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Master Anakin's was rather nice.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Oil.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I'll plug into the main computer and get a full glass.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: I'm quite good at snapping AT people, with my charge prod...
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Ambidextrous.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I have no fingers.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Bolts and screws.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Pi, because I'm round.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: A Naboo N-1 starfighter.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Something without a pesky human pilot.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Robot Wars.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Master Luke, you never forget about me or say 'It's just a droid.'
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Threepio, he'll be so busy complaining he'll never get it started.
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1. Padmé
2. Anakin
3. Chancellor Palpatine
4. Obi-Wan
5. Yoda
6. Old Ben
7. Luke
8. Vader
9. Han Solo
10. Wedge Antilles
11. His Highness the Supreme Emperor Palpatine
12. Commander Luke Skywalker
13. Princess Leia
From: R2isthebest@droidnet.com --main-computer.endor.alliance.net--
To: C3PO@droidnet.com, skywalker_l@alliance.net
NAME: Artoo-Detoo.
NICKNAMES: Artoo, 'bucket of bolts', 'overweight greaseball', (both Threepio) 'short and round' (General Solo)
SEX: Technically neuter, as I'm a droid, but people usually refer to me as 'he'.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Wherever my Master Luke goes.
HEIGHT: 1m
EYES: One on each side of my dome, flashing red and white.
HAIR: None.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: I don't watch TV, it confuses my visual sensors.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: I don't have one, I'm a computer myself.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Droid News.
FAVORITE SMELL: I don't have any olifactory sensors.
FAVORITE COLOR: Blue.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being blasted.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Saving the galaxy. I do that quite a lot.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Beep, spin, save Master Luke's life.
FAVORITE MUSIC: Beeping.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Is that Threepio complaining again?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No, but I don't like being upside down, it's the way I'm programmed.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I don't like them. Upside down--DWEEP!
PEN OR PENCIL?: Neither.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I don't answer phones.
FAVORITE FOODS: Lubricant.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I don't have parents.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. heh hehBEEEEEP!
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Neither.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes, but I don't get to very often.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No. I don't sleep, I shut down.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Anything but a Hamster Droid...
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: One of those swamp creatures that tried to eat me on Dagobah.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Scary, I might get a short.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Sometimes I miss Mistress Padmé.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink, but sometimes Master Luke uses neat ethanol to clean my casing.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: None. I was manufactured, not born.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I don't eat broccoli.
GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? I don't have a shirt.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I quite like serving Mistress Padmé. It was usually quiet.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I would need hair first, but I would like to be painted orange and black.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Artoo for President. On my dome.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: No.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Master Anakin's was rather nice.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Oil.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I'll plug into the main computer and get a full glass.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: I'm quite good at snapping AT people, with my charge prod...
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Ambidextrous.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I have no fingers.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Bolts and screws.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER : Pi, because I'm round.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: A Naboo N-1 starfighter.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Something without a pesky human pilot.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Robot Wars.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Master Luke, you never forget about me or say 'It's just a droid.'
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Threepio, he'll be so busy complaining he'll never get it started.
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Date: 2006-04-25 12:01 pm (UTC)