Attic Term

[owl]

Because doyle_sb4 has just finished it:

Attic Term

Ginty: I HAS A PATRICK

Nicola: WOEZ

Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL

Nicola: I AM B BORROWIN PATRICK

Ginty: WOEZ

Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL. I HATEZ VATICAN 2.


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Twins: WE HAS NO DRESSES

Twins: WOEZ

Miranda: I HAS RONG DRESS. WOEZ.

Nicola: PRETTY.

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Ginty: MONICA B DED. WOEZ.

Nicola: IM IN UR OFFICE USIN UR FONE.

Nicola: MONICA NO DED, IDIOT.

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Twins: WE HAS TROUSERZ FROM DODGY SHOP.

Dodgy shop owner: HAS POT.

Miranda: DO NOT WANT.
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Ginty: IM IN UR SKOOL, PHONIN MI BOYFREIND

Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL. I HATEZ VATICAN 2.

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UIVB: WANTZ CLOTHZ.

UVIB: WERE IN UR DODGY SHOP, SELLIN OUR CLOTHEZ.

Miss Keith: WHER UR CLOTHEZ?

Miss Keith: WTF DRUGZ

Miss Keith: BLOODY MARLOEZ AGAIN.

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Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL

Ginty: IM IN UR OFFICE, READIN OUT UR EXAM

Patrick: DO NOT WANT

Adults: WFT CHEATIN

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Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL. I CAN HAS MATHZ EXAM NAO?

Headmaster: DO NOT WANT

Patrick: I AM B EKSPELLED! I B DANCIN TO ANTI-CATHOLIC SONGZ AN SNOGGIN FRENCH WOMANZ.

Claudie: LESS LIEK RABID WASHIN MACHIN, PLZ

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Ginty: I HAS CONDUCT MARK. WOEZ

Nicola: I HAS CONDUCT MARK. WOEZ.

Lawrie: I CAN HAS CONDUCT MARK TOO NAO?

Nicola: STFU U HORRIBLE WEE EKSIBITIONIST

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UIVA: SINGZ

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Miranda: U CAN HAS MI DRESS.

Nicola: KTHANXBAI.

Comments

[tree_and_leaf]

Excellent. Though I think you need an 'I HATEZ VATICAN 2' in there for good measure...

[owl]

Oh, how could I forget that! *edits*

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

I AM B EKSPELLED! I B DANCIN TO ANTI-CATHOLIC SONGZ AN SNOGGIN FRENCH WOMANZ

It's the perfect manifesto to horrify his mother!

[owl]

Helena: WOEZ! Y I HAVE KID IN FIRST PLACE?

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Rhythm method: FAILZ

[owl]

I LOL'D.

IM IN UR LJ, LOVIN UR LOLCATZ

[anstruther.livejournal.com]

These are great: more plz!!

Re: IM IN UR LJ, LOVIN UR LOLCATZ

[owl]

OK, L8ERZ.

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

Here from altariel's journal, just to say this is totally brilliant.

Claudie: LESS LIEK RABID WASHIN MACHIN, PLZ

Claudie is experienced in the ways of teenaged boys!

Nicola: STFU U HORRIBLE WEE EKSIBITIONIST

And this made me choke on my orange juice.

*hopes for more, plz?*