MOAR LOLMARLOEZ

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End of Term, this time

Nicola: I HAS A SPROG

Nicola: MI SPROG, CAN I SHOW U HIM?

Esther: KRIEZ

Sprog: BAI

Nicola: BAI, TRANE

Sprog: OH HAI NICOLA, I KILLED U A SPARROH BUT I ETTED IT

Esther: I HAS A DAKS

Esther: KRIEZ

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Lawrie: I CAN HAS SHEPARD BOI NAO?

Miss Keith: DO NOT WANT

Lawrie: WOEZ

Girl acting Shepherd Boy: IZ RUBBISH

Nicola: I CAN HAS NETBALL TEEM NAO?

Lois: DO NOT WANT

Nicola: WOEZ

Netball team: LOZEZ

Opposing netball teams: KINGSCOTE FAILZ

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Miranda: JESUS B JEW Like ME

Lawrie: LOLZ

Lawrie: U RONG

Jean: WTF BBQ PALESTINE

Miss Cromwell: WTF LAWRIE U IDIOT

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Nicola: I AM B SHEPARD BOI NAO YAYZ

Lawrie: I AM B SHEPARD BOI NAO YAYZ

Nicola: NO I AM B SHEPARD BOI

Lawrie: WOEZ

Lawrie: I HATEZ U NAO

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Lawrie: I AM B COMPLETELY IGNORANT OF BASIK RELIJUS KNOELEJE DESPITE BEST EFFORTZ OF MISS CROMWELL AND MOST OF LVIA

Madame Orly: WTF LAWRENCE U IDIOT

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Lawrie: I HAS HURTED MI LEG OWIEZ

Lawrie: U CAN HAS MI NETBALL TEEM

Nicola: KTHANXBAI

Lawrie: I CAN HAS UR SHEPARD BOI NAO PLZ Y/N?

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Lawrie: IM IN UR BED ACTIN UR NICOLA

Netball team: WINZ

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Esther's mum: IM IN UR HOME GETTIN RID OF UR DAKS

Esther: WOEZ I AM B GOIN HOME NAO

Nicola and Miranda: OH NOEZ

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Tim: WE HAS PLAN

Nicola: I AM B SINGIN ESTHER'S SONGZ

Lawrie: I AM B SHEPARD BOI YAYZ

Miranda: I AM B CARRIN LAWRIE'S CANDEL

Staff: WTF JEWISH WOMANZ

Staff: DO NOT WANT

Lawrie: BUT I HAS TO B SHEPARD BOI! I WAS B MAKIN BARGAIN WIT GOD FOAR SWAPPIN WIT NICOLA IN NETBALL TEEM!

Nicola: OH NOEZ STFU LAL

Staff: WTF LAWRIE

Staff: ONLY WAI TO FIX PLAI IZ FOAR LAWRIE B SHEPARD BOI

Lawrie: YAYZ

Staff: BLUD FOAR BREKFAST AFTERWARDZ

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Merricks: OH HAI WE HAS RESCUED ESTHER'S DAKS

Audience: SHEPARD BOI IZ B BRILLIANT

Lawrie: I KNOEZ, DUH

Comments

[lilliburlero.livejournal.com]

BLUD FOAR BREKFAST AFTERWARDZ

Hee!

I know its just me, but I really wanted Patrick and Nicola's Ecumenical Conversation to be in there too. It's class, though.

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How about:

Patrick: CAN I HAS WADE MINSTER BAK NAO PLZ?

Nicola: ONLI AFTER PLAY B OVEH

Patrick: LOLZ

[lilliburlero.livejournal.com]

*cheesy grin*

Thank you!

[the_antichris.livejournal.com]

Patrick: I CAN HAS WESTMINSTER ABBEE?

Church of England: NO YOU CAN'T HAS A WESTMINSTER ABBEE. NOT YOURS.

Patrick: IZ OK, I LEAVE U ST PAULS.

(really belongs to Attic Term, but this made me think of it)

Pope: OH HI I UPGRADED UR LITURGY.

Patrick: DO NOT WANT

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LOLZ!

Hee!

[tabouli.livejournal.com]

Except...

WTF "PWN" AN "BBQ"? Do not understand. Am LOLCATS fule.

Re: Hee!

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PWN. BBQ is short for OMGWFTBBQ, and exclamation of surpirse or horror. It's generally pronounced 'barbecue'. :)