LOLMARLOEZ AGAIN

[owl]

Seeing as it's a sunny day:

CRIKKET TERM

Miss Kempe: HAS AN ARIEL LAL

Lawrie: DO NOT WANT

Lawrie: I CAN HAS CALIBAN INSTAED?

Miss Kempe: NO WAI

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Nicola: WE CAN WIN CRIKKET NAO? ROWAN TELLED ME HAO

Seniors: LOL TINY LOWAR FORTH

Lois: NO WAI

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Nicola: OH HAI, I HAS BOOKED UR CRIKKET PITCH

Lois: DO NOT WANT

Lois: TINY LOWAR FORTH GO ROUND BAK OF PAVILION

Nicola: DO NOT WANT

Nicola: OK WE GET UP AT SIX TO PRACTICE

Lower IVA: O NOEZ

Nicola: O YES

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Lower IVA: WERE ON UR PITCH WINNIN UR CRIKKET

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Mrs Marlow: U HAS TO LEEV SKOOL COS WE HAS NO MUNNY AND LAWRIE TOO WHINGY

Nicola: WOEZ

Janice: Y NOT WIN SKOLARSHIP? GO FOAR KARENS PROSSER

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"Tempest" Cast: Y HALO THAR SHAEKSPEARE

Miss Kempe: LAWRIE U FAILZ AT ARIEL

Lawrie: I CAN HAS CALIBAN NAO?

Miss Kempe: DO NOT WANT

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Lower IVA: WERE ON UR PITCH WINNIN MOAR CRIKKET

Lois: OH NOEZ

Sixth Form: LOIS U MEBBE TAKIN THIS TOO SEREEUSLY

Lois: PRAKTISE HARDER NAO PLZ

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Ginty: I HAS A FOAR-LEEVED CLOVAH

Ginty: MI CLOVAH, CAN U HOLD HIM?

Clover: IM IN MI GLASS CUTTIN UR HAND

Nicola: OWIEZ

Matron: WHAR UR HAT, NICOLA?

Nicola: BLEEDZ

Matron: WTF BLUD HOSPITAL NAO PLZ

Nicola: CAN IT BE ALL RITE IN TIEM TO PLAI CRIKKET?

Ginty: I WINNED SWIMMIN THANX

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Everyone: LAWRIE U FAILZ AT ARIEL

Lawrie: WELL CAN I HAS CALIBAN NAO THEN?!

Miranda: IZ GUDE AT ARIEL

Lawrie: I HAS IDEA

Lawrie: IT WURKED FOAR SHEPARD BOI

Lawrie: DO NOT WANT ARIEL, MIRANDA CAN HAS HIM

Miss Kempe: U SURE?

Lawrie: I KNOE I FAILZ AT HIM

Miss Kempe: OH BAI

Lawrie: THIS BETTAH WURK

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Miss Cromwell: NICOLA WINZ AT EXAMS. U OTHERZ FAILZ

Lower IVA: NOT FAIR

Nicola: I CAN HAS HOMER PLZ?

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Marie: DIEZ

Jean: DEER PARENTZ OF MARIE, WE SORRI SHE DIED-

Tim: NO WE NOT

Jean: WTF CALLOUS

Nicola: NO ONE LIEKED HER

Nicola: SORRI WE NOT SORRI

Lawrie: IM IN UR TREE, HIDIN FROM UR CONVENTIONALITY

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Tempest: IZ GUDE

Lawrie: WTF NO CALIBAN?

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Miss Keith: LAWRIE HAS A PROSSER

Nicola: OMG MI PROSSER

Lawrie: WTF?

Nicola: GO AND GET IT, FULE

Lawrie: WOT PROSSER?

Nicola: OH WELL AT LEAST I CAN BE STAYIN IN SKOOL

Nicola: IT CAN BE CRIKKET TIEM NAO?

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Ginty: MI CLOVAH, CAN U HOLD HIM?

Nicola: NO WAI

Ginty: FAILZ

Ginty: YO MONICA I FAILED ON PURPOSE FOAR U BUT U NO WINNED

Monica: OH NOEZ

Ginty: OOPS

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Lower IVA: WERE ON UR PITCH PLAYIN UR SIXTH

Sixth: LOLZ

Lois: WIN NAO PLZ

Nicola: I AM B INVOKIN FICTIONAL CRIKKET PLAYERZ

Lower IVA: WE WINNED AGAIN YAYZ

Lower IVA: ALL UR CRIKKET AR BELONG TO US

Kingscote: WOT A JOKE TINY LOWAR FORTH HAS WINNED

Lois: O NOEZ! DO NOT WANT! WOEZ! DIE MARLOEZ DIE!

Janice: EMO LOIS IZ B EMO

Lois: WOEZ! I HATEZ ALL MARLOEZ!

Sixth Form: OK U DEFINITELY TAKIN THIS TOO SEREEUSLY

Lois: MI LIFE IZ B IN RUINZ

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Nicola: SEE U NEXT YEER MIRANDA YAYZ

Comments

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Is Janice singing to the na na na nah nah tune by any chance?

[owl]

Poss ;)

[sollersuk.livejournal.com]

I came looking for this just now to re-read it to cheer myself up - my van has just been stolen and the alternative is for me to look for something to bite *Toby the Jack Russell runs away and hides*

Wonderful!

[owl]

Oh dear!

I'm glad I was able to make it a bit better.

[the_antichris.livejournal.com]

Nicola: OK WE GET UP AT SIX TO PRACTICE

Lower IVA: O NOEZ

Nicola: O YES

This is be makin me lol.

Lower IVA: ALL UR CRIKKET AR BELONG TO US

This is be makin me die!

(Miss Kempe: O HAI LAWRENCE. U BE READIN TOLKIEN + EMULATIN ELVES NAO PLZ

Tolkien: IM IN UR HOBBIT, KILLIN UR PONIEZ

Lawrie: DO NOT WANT)

haha, amazing.

[jen-c-w.livejournal.com]

thanks SO much.
Loved this bit:
Lois: O NOEZ! DO NOT WANT! WOEZ! DIE MARLOEZ DIE!

Janice: EMO LOIS IZ B EMO