FALCONARS LURE

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ONLI 1 MOAR, HONESTLI


FALCONARS LURE

Nicola: OH HAI, I HAS FINDED UR BURD

Patrick: MI JAEL, CAN I SHOW U HER?

Ginty: WTF BLUDSPORTS

Marlows: WE AR B SENSIN TEH FELL WURK OF UNITY LOGAN

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Plane: CRASHEZ

Cousin Jon: DIEZ

Marlows: WOEZ

Patrick: WOEZ

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Rowan: FATHEH AR B LEEVIN NAVY TO FARM TRENNELZ

Nicola: DO NOT WANT

Nicola: U DO IT

Marlows: WTF NICOLA NO HAIR

Lawrie: OH NOEZ

Marlows: WTF LAWRIE NO HAIR

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Patrick: I CAN HAS HAWKS IN LUNDUN?

Nicola: LUNDUN DOEZ NOT WANT

Mrs Merrick: DIE HAWKS DIE

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Lawrie: I AM B GUDE DIVAH

Peter: I AM B BETTAH

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Rowan: LETS ENTAR FESTIVAL AND MARLOEZ WILL PWN ALL COMERZ

Ginty: DO NOT WANT

Rowan: OH BTW I HAS LEFT UR SKOOL TO FARM UR TRENNELZ

Rowan: FATHEH AN GILES CAN CONTINU TO SAIL SEAS

Nicola: YAYZ

Captain Marlow: YAYZ

Giles: YAYZ

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Peter: IM ON UR CLIFF PHOTOGRAPHIN UR BURDS

Patrick: OH HAI, I FALLED OFF THIS CLIFF ONCE AND I CUD NOT GET UP

Patrick: Y FOAR U STOPPED MOVIN, PETAR?

Nicola: HE IZ B AFRAID OF HITES

Patrick: GUDE TIEM TO TELL ME THIS

Peter: OH HALP

Coastguard: WERE ON UR CLIFF RESCUIN UR IDIOTS

Mr Merrick: WTF NO MOAR CLIFFZ PATRICK

Captain Marlow: WTF NO MOAR CLIFFZ PETAR AN NICOLA

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Peter: OH HAI, I HAS SHOT UR JAEL

Jael: DIEZ

Patrick: WOEZ I HATES U FOAR EVAH AN EVAH

Nicola: U MAKED PATRICK CRI

Nicola: BAD PETAR

Mrs Merrick: 1 DOWN 2 TO GO

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Nicola: IM IN UR FESTIVAL SINGIN MI SONG

Nicola: WOEZ JAEL IZ B DED

Nicola: THIS IZ B BAD PLACE TO RAELISE THIS

Adjudicator: HAS 87

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Lawrie: IM IN UR FESTIVAL MOCKIN UR WENDEE

Ellen Holroyd: U FAILZ

Lawrie: CRIEZ

Ellen Holroyd: I AM B NOT KNOWIN THEY B TWINZ THUS CAUSIN GRATE EMMBARRASSMMENNTT FOAR NICOLA

Lawrie: I HAS CUNNIN PLAN TO MEET GRATE ACTRESS

Ellen Hollroyd: LOLZ LITTLE ACTRESS

Lawrie: YAYZ

Nicola: SIGHZ

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Regina: BAI

Patrick and Nicola: OH HAI, WE HAS LOSTED OUR HAWK

Patrick: IT AR B BEDTIEM NAO

Patrick: IM IN UR HAYSTAK TELLIN U GHOST STORIEZ

Nicola: STFU PATRICK U SCARIN ME

Regina: OH HAI

Nicola: Y HALO THAR REGINA

Patrick: WOEZ SHE IZ B REVERTED TO WILD

Regina: KTHANXBAI

Mrs Merrick: 2 DOWN 1 TO GO

Nicola: I CAN HAS TEH SPROG NAO?

Patrick: I HATES SPROG HIM USLEESS

Patrick: OH ALL RITE

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Peter: IM IN MI BOAT WINNIN UR RACE

Captain Marlow: OVAR 14 SWIMMIN

Ginty: DO NOT WANT

Marlows: WHAR GINTEE?

Peter: IM IN UR DIVIN COMPETITION BEETIN UR PATRICK

Patrick: WE CAN BE FRENDS NAO?

Peter: YAYZ

Ann: I LOOKKED FOR GINTEE BUT I NO FINDED HUR

Ginty: OH HAI I HAS HIDED FROM U

Mrs Marlow: GRO UP GINTEE

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Nicola: I CAN HAS TEH SPROG AT SKOOL?

Patrick: U NEED MUNNY

Rowan: I MITE GIVE U MUNNY.

Nicola: YAYZ

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Nicola: IM IN UR GYMKHANA DOIN UR EASY BITS

Mr Buster: U MEEN IM DOIN UR EASY BITS

Wendy: OMG WFT BBQ MOCKER

Wendy: I HATES U

Nicola: U RONG, U HATES LAWRIE

Wendy: CHEETS

Nicola: U MAKED MI LOSE, CHEETER

Patrick: WTF CHEETIN

Oliver: U CAN HAS OUR MUNNY

Nicola: DO NOT WANT KTHANXBAI

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Patrick: IM IN UR JUMPIN WINNIN UR PRIZE

Rowan: I HAS FALLED OFF

Patrick: OH HAI I HAS BEATEN UR ROWAN

Nicola: WOEZ NO MUNNY FOAR TEH SPROG

Mr Merrick: OH HAI, I HAS SELLED UR HAWK BOOK FOAR 87 POUNDZ

Nicola: YAYZ MUNNY

Patrick: HAS SPROG AN CALL HIM HORATIO

Nicola: YAYZ

Mrs Merrick: ALL 3 GONE YAYZ

Comments

[the_antichris.livejournal.com]

Mrs Marlow: 1 DOWN 2 TO GO

ZOMG. IT IS CAN BE DYIN TIME NOW. YAYZ

[sollersuk.livejournal.com]

ONLI 1 MOAR, HONESTLI

WOEZ