PETARS ROOM

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I HAS LOLCATTED UR FOREST. In other words, this is the last one.


Peter: I CAN HAS A SHIPPEN?

Rowan: IF U CLEENZ IT URSELF

Agricultural workers: WTF EVIL BUILDIN

Agricultural workers: UR ANCESTORS DID B RAISIN TEH DEVIL IN THAR

Peter: L33T

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Ginty: I HAS A CATKIN

Mrs Marlow: I HAS A CHOCBAR

Marlows: WTF MUNNY

Mrs Marlow: I SELLED MI JOOWELS

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Ginty: WE CAN HAS A GONDAL NAO?

Patrick and Peter: GUDE IDEA

Lawrie: I CAN HAS BEST PARTS?

Nicola: I AM B FEELIN SILLY

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The Regent: I HAS EVOL CUNNIN PLAN

The Regent: OFF U GO ON JOURNI THRU TREACHEROUS TERRITORY

The Regent: U CAN HAS KING

Rupert: WE AR B HONOURED

King Jason: U NO FULE ME

Crispian: ME AN RUPERT AR B BESTEST FREINDZ YAYZ

Nicholas: I HAS NO DESCERNABLE PERSUNALITY

The Regent: BAI

Jason: HE AR B TEH EVOL

Everyone else: NO WAI

Jason: U WAIT

 

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Ginty: I HAS A BRONTE PROJECT

Karen and Ann: LOLZ I REMEMBER THAT

Ann: I LIEK CHARLOTTE

Ginty: I LIEK EMILY

Karen: ROLE PLAYIN IZ B WASTIN UR LIFE

Ginty: MOAR GONDAL NAO PLZ

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The Sprog: IZ DED

Nicola: WOEZ

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Ginty: IT CAN B AMBUSH TIEM SOON?

Evol guy: AMBUSHEZ

Rupert: IZ CAPTURED

Evil guy: IT IZ B TIEM FOAR TORTURE NAO

Rupert: DO NOT WANT

Rupert: I TELL U EVERYTHINGZ

Peter and Lawrie: WTF TRAYTOR

Evil guy: U HAS TO KILL KING NAO

Rupert: WOEZ

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Patrick: I AM B USIN GONDAL TO EXPLOR BETRAYAL AN DESPAIR

Ginty: I AM B USIN GONDAL TO EKSPRESS MI INCIPIENT SEKSHUAL FEELINS FOAR PATRICK

Nicola: WTF MI PATRICK

Patrick: Y HALO THAR HUMAN WOMANZ

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Marlows: WERE IN UR CHEST TRYIN ON UR DRESSES

Ginty: I HAS NO DRESS WOEZ AN NO TIEM TO GET 1 COS OF GONDALIN ALL TEH TIEM

Doris: I MAKED U A DRESS

Ginty: YAYZ I AM B PRETTEH

Nicola: WOEZ MI DRESS UGLEE

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Ginty: IM IN UR PARTY GONDALIN WIT UR SON

Patrick: I THINK GONDAL NEEDZ HUMAN WOMANZ

Ginty: I AM B WOMANZ

Nicola: WTF WOMANZ IN GONDAL?

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Marlows: WERE ON OUR HORSES HUNTIN UR FOX

Ginty: BLUDSPORTS YAYZ

Lawrie: I CAN HAS A PONY NAO?

Peter: I CAN GO HOME NAO?

Mr Buster: BLUDSPORTS YAYZ

Nicola: OH HALP

Ginty and Patrick: WE AR B GONDALIN

Nicola: OH HAI, I HAS JUMPED UR CUT

Patrick: NO WAI

Nicola: YA RLY

Lawrie's pony: IT IZ B HOME TIEM NAO

Lawrie: WOEZ

Peter: I HAS FALLED OFF AN BROKEN MI COLLER BONE

Peter: OWIEZ

Fox: DIEZ

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Rupert: IM IN UR ROOM KILLIN UR KING

Jason: I DAREZ U, GO ON

Crispian, Malise and Nicholas: WTF TRAYTOR

Rupert: I KILLZ MISELF NAO WOEZ

Patrick: BTW PETAR UR MALISE WAZ B TRAYTOR

Peter: DO NOT WANT

Patrick: I CAN HAS GUN NAO?

Nicola: DO NOT WANT

Gun: SURPRIZE BULLET

Rowan: WTF BULLET

Nicola: NO MOAR GONDAL PLZ

Peter: NO MOAR GONDAL PLZ

Ginty, Patrick and Lawrie: WOEZ U B MEENIEZ

Nicola: I AR B LAMBIN WIT MAI ROWAN NAO KTHANXBAI

Comments

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>>>>>I HAS LOLCATTED UR FOREST. In other words, this is the last one.

Waaah! We haz fanfic for moar lolcats, plz?

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RITIN FIC IN LOLCATZ? GUDE IDEA!