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Dear Topshop:

I note that you are having clothes designed by the Human Twiglet. No doubt this is why you have no T-shirts in stock larger than a 12 that fits like a 10.

But have you considered this well? Not only will your only customers be 13-year-olds, but you'll have to replace Ms Moss whenever her nose finally drops off.

Also, is anyone else feeling the urge to stick HUMAN WOMENZ and HUMAN MANZ labels on the appropriate doors?

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Because doyle_sb4 has just finished it:

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Ginty: I HAS A PATRICK

Nicola: WOEZ

Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL

Nicola: I AM B BORROWIN PATRICK

Ginty: WOEZ

Patrick: I HATEZ SKOOL. I HATEZ VATICAN 2.

( PATRICK B H8IN SKOOL MOAR HEER )